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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
It's good to be me. Especially today. Wife and kids are sleeping, duties of the day are done. Sipping my strong Irish Coffe and watching a violent war movie as I type.Originally posted by Monk
Do you know the song by The Cure that's called 'Why Can't I Be You'?So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!Comment
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ooooh, that's one dirty trick there.
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Sounds like heaven. Myself, I'm killing a couple of mediocre Danish beers while waiting for a re-run of 'The West Wing'Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
It's good to be me. Especially today. Wife and kids are sleeping, duties of the day are done. Sipping my strong Irish Coffe and watching a violent war movie as I type.
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Originally posted by mrmitchell
Dear Tia:
I don't think so. He has a moustache and says "Yeeeeessssss?". He's not Troy, though, who you may remember from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'".
Tia, he still appears occasionally, if it is any help.
-Mrmitchell
The comic book shop guy!Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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No, the guy who says, "YEEEEE-eeeeesssss!" in a funny accent is based on a character-actor who had many cameos in the 1970s doing that.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Dear Theben,Originally posted by Theben
Dearest Tia,
How many sexual innuendos are in this thread?
Regards,
Theben
At last count 22.
Recounting,
TiaWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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I've been reloading the thread a couple times now, patiently waiting for the Flafnir brothers to let various childhood traumas out in the open, unleashing all the horrible, embarrasing secrets they share for all the world to see, but nothing happens. Come on, you two! What's the matter with you guys?Comment
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We're not that stupid?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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There's a line we don't cross. Sorry- NOTI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Dear Tia,
The Lord God Putin demands that you close this thread. Will you?
Love,
Messenger of the Lord God PutinComment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
We're not that stupid?
Surely you could tell just one embarrasing story about him? Just one?
Aw damn that family loyalty
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Theben never does anything embarressing. It's bad enough for him that he's my brother. I, on the other hand, am a constant embarressment.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by Theben
There's a line we don't cross. Sorry- NOT Aw well... okay, I guess
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Well, there is that one picture of him as a baby.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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