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Dear Tia,
Why are there so many stupid people?
thanks,
sava
Why are there so many stupid people?
thanks,
sava
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Dear Not a Morsal:Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Dear Tia,
I am being stalked by a five headed dragon.
Help,
Not a morsal.
You have nothing to worry about my dear. Dragons usually tend to want something that has at least some meat to it. In your case my dear and with my extensive knowledge of dragons I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about and I am unanimous in that. Can you say teenie weenie
Hugs,
TiaWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Honey I'm a red head that gives me more attitude then pumping iron ever could!!Originally posted by Pekka
Dear Tia,
I suggest you go pumping some iron. Make you a super woman who can trash people. No more people will go and pass the lines in grocery stores. No more bad service, but people wanting to help you, or if you don't want help, they vanish.
Yes this is what you must do. Go Pump Iron.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Maybe so.. maybe you just need a tough man dance.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Tia,
If some dude with a multiple personality disorder was threatening to kill himself, would it make sense to regard that event as a hostage situation?Comment
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My dearest little lost lovie dovie schmooooopie:Originally posted by Starchild
Dearest Tia, Shining and Exhalted Benevolent One,
I'm trying to re-arrange my bookshelves so they look haphazard and eclectic without the flaws and messiness of actual randomness. Any suggestions?
You most humble and devout acolyte,
Starchild
I am confident that you have more panache and style in your little finger then most people have in their entire body. Draw from your inner gayness and you will do just fine. A suggestion though, a nice piece of fabric draped across the edge would add a nice touch.
SMOOCHES,
Queen TiaWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Dear Tia,
I hate you.
Love,
TassadarComment
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Oh Infinite of Wisdom and Bootyliciousness, Most Wonderous Glowing Shiney One Whose's Red Hair burns like the the mid-day Sun:
Where does one get an Indian Throw at this time of night?
Forever and eternally your most faithful and self-sacrificing disciple,
StarchildExult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Dear Tass:
Ditto.
Corridally,
TiaWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Dearest Monk:Originally posted by Monk
Tia,
If some dude with a multiple personality disorder was threatening to kill himself, would it make sense to regard that event as a hostage situation?
Without a doubt yes! No wait, no, yes, no, yes! Shut up! I can't hear myself think.
Signed,
Seriously confusedWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Dear Tia,
How long do batteries last?
Not too sincere,
alvaIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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My most enlighted highlighted tipped tossed and engorged oneOriginally posted by Starchild
Oh Infinite of Wisdom and Bootyliciousness, Most Wonderous Glowing Shiney One Whose's Red Hair burns like the the mid-day Sun:
Where does one get an Indian Throw at this time of night?
Forever and eternally your most faithful and self-sacrificing disciple,
Starchild
I would suggest that if you were in the United States Wally world. However, this does pose a bit of a quandrey. Do you not have any left over velvet?
Your most adoring fan
TiaWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Dear Tia,
Poke!
Love,
Your nemisis.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Dear Sava,Originally posted by Sava
Dear Tia,
Why are there so many stupid people?
thanks,
sava
To answer your question I believe one can trace it back to the early Hillbilly period. From the early remnants and spit cups that have been found in the back woods of Tennessee I would have to say that the answer lies with the Hatfields & McCoys.
Happily,
TiaWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always vibrant yet never tiring, always patient yet never suffers fools, always glowing yet never garish, always perk and never saggy, always on top, always and forever the one reason why the sun rises, the world turns, and the universe has meaning,
I'll pick one up tomorrow.
Another humble suplication from I who am but an insect before your presence, the candle before your star, the mote in your eye, the whisper before your hurricane, the merest and most degenerate part of the merest and most degenerate aspect of all that you encompass and forsee with your wisdom and strength unyielding and unrelenting,
StarchildExult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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