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**Monk** · April 23, 2004, 16:47

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a married man. And I already got as much as I need for one day.

Do you know the song by The Cure that's called 'Why Can't I Be You'?

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:47

Originally posted by Monk
Chegitz, as mentioned before, I need a li'l bro once in a while to fetch me beer and obey my every wish. I was wondering if I could get yours, and in that case, what you charge by the hour.

Add at least $24/hr to whatever he charges you.

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:47

Originally posted by Theben
Dearest Tia,

I would fricasee(sp?) that lil' birdie 'cuz it fibbeded to you. It is my OLDER brother, not I, who shall soon gain yet ANOTHER year of age.

Dearest Ben,

Then you have most certainly broken this dragons heart because I cannot in good faith wish my arch nemisis a good birthday. My condolences on your lineage.

Sadly,

Tia

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:48

Originally posted by Monk

Do you know the song by The Cure that's called 'Why Can't I Be You'?

Why yes I do. I happen to like Mr. Smith quite alot!

**chequita guevara** · April 23, 2004, 16:49

Originally posted by Tiamat
I cannot in good faith wish my arch nemisis a good birthday.

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:49

Originally posted by chegitz guevara

Unfortunaetly, because he is a little brother, he is a pain in the butt and won't do anything you tell him to.

Whatever. Remember when you told me to "go to hell?" Here I am.

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:50

Originally posted by Japher
Tia's a married MAN!!!!!

Yes, yes you've discovered my untimely secret. Oh the horror, the shame.....

**Monk** · April 23, 2004, 16:50

Originally posted by chegitz guevara

Unfortunaetly, because he is a little brother, he is a pain in the butt and won't do anything you tell him to.

You mean he's not subservient to you? Well I'd advocate you tell everybody in your family to refer to him only as Flafnir for a couple of months and he'll eventually break down for good.

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:50

Originally posted by Tiamat

Dearest Ben,

Then you have most certainly broken this dragons heart because I cannot in good faith wish my arch nemisis a good birthday. My condolences on your lineage.

Sadly,

Tia

I'm still holding out that either I or he is adopted.

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:51

Originally posted by Monk

You mean he's not subservient to you? Well I'd advocate you tell everybody in your family to refer to him only as Flafnir for a couple of months and he'll eventually break down for good.

Shut up, Munk.

**mrmitchell** · April 23, 2004, 16:53

Dear Tia:

Would that be Troy McClure played by the late Phil Hartman?

I don't think so. He has a moustache and says "Yeeeeessssss?". He's not Troy, though, who you may remember from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'".

Tia, he still appears occasionally, if it is any help.

-Mrmitchell

**Monk** · April 23, 2004, 16:55

Originally posted by Theben

Shut up, Munk.

How did you know Munk is my real name? I knew communists were registered by the CIA, but I never knew they had their own intelligence service as well.

Anyway, we'll see who's laughing when I buy you from chegitz one of these days. I see a lot of laundry work and dirty dishes waiting for you in Copenhagen

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:57

There's plenty of laundry and dishes to do in my apartment. And I'll bet I can more easily afford to take you off of of mommy and daddy's hands than for you could me from che.

**chequita guevara** · April 23, 2004, 16:58

Flafnir, huh?

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 17:00

Ready for bunnygrrl's cutesy names for you to be spread across the internet?

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