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**Japher** · April 23, 2004, 16:36

I want a little brother too. Somebody who always obeyed me and would fetch me beer whenever I wanted. Oh, the despair of the lonely child

Well, you can still look forward to turning your kids into slaves, that's my plan.

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:38

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Little brothers will always be little brothers.

Big brothers are best referred to as OLDER brothers.

**Chemical Ollie** · April 23, 2004, 16:39

Originally posted by Japher

Well, you can still look forward to turning your kids into slaves, that's my plan.

My 3-YO fetched me a beer last week. Good girl

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:39

Originally posted by Theben
Dear Tia,

MY imaginary girlfriend says I don't pay enough attention to her. She says it feels like she almost doesn't exist! And I'm afraid she been seeing someone else on the sly. What can I do to win her back?

LUv,
Theben

Dear little one,

The first question is are you and your girlfriend opposed to a manaj....a mana....oh hell a three way? Suggest to her and her new lover that you would be willing to do that in order to save your relationship although I must warn you she may prefer the airhead to you and in the end you still wind up with nothing. But cheer up! A birdie told me it's soon to be your birthday

Maybe just maybe if your a really good boy you will get a blow up doll for your present and will no longer need that worn out hasbeen of a girlfriend!

Warm B-day wishes,

Tia

**Japher** · April 23, 2004, 16:40

Do you carry treats in your pocket to give her when she obeys a command?

**chequita guevara** · April 23, 2004, 16:42

Originally posted by Tiamat
But cheer up! A birdie told me it's soon to be your birthday

Eat the birdie cuz it lied. His is in four months. Mine is next week.

I wonder if I should link to my amazon wish list.

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:43

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Dear Tiamat

Should one serve flame roasted Knight in the shell, or peeled?

Dear Lefty,

I prefer them peeled and served with a side of roasted Orks and some salty sea men for desert. A banquet fit for a Queen

Your friend,

Tia

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:43

Dearest Tia,

I would fricasee(sp?) that lil' birdie 'cuz it fibbeded to you. It is my OLDER brother, not I, who shall soon gain yet ANOTHER year of age.

**chequita guevara** · April 23, 2004, 16:43

I knew it was the head.

**Monk** · April 23, 2004, 16:44

Chegitz, as mentioned before, I need a li'l bro once in a while to fetch me beer and obey my every wish. I was wondering if I could get yours, and in that case, what you charge by the hour.

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:44

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Dear Tia,

What is the name of that annoying guy on the Simpsons who says "Yeeessss?"

Dear mrmitchell,

Would that be Troy McClure played by the late Phil Hartman?

Questioning,

Tia

**Theben** · April 23, 2004, 16:45

Dearest Tia,

How many sexual innuendos are in this thread?

Regards,
Theben

**Tiamat** · April 23, 2004, 16:45

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a married man. And I already got as much as I need for one day.

That makes two of us

**Japher** · April 23, 2004, 16:46

Tia's a married MAN!!!!!

**chequita guevara** · April 23, 2004, 16:47

Originally posted by Monk
I was wondering if I could get yours, and in that case, what you charge by the hour.

Unfortunaetly, because he is a little brother, he is a pain in the butt and won't do anything you tell him to.

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