Dear Tia

[Theben]

Last one...

[East Street Trader]

Dear Auntie Tia

I am at my wit's end. You are my last hope. What should I do?

Yours

Hopeful

[Tiamat]

Dear Hopeful,

If I'm your last hope then you really don't have a pot to piss in do you? I would recommend lots of chocolate, always good for what befalls you along with my age old family receipe. Yes its tried and true. It will do you right every time.

One part Earl Grey Tea
one squeeze of lemon
4 parts burbon

Oh hell....... just forget the Earl Grey and head straight for the burbon. After a few glasses of that the world will seem right again

Ta Ta,

Tia

[Lonestar]

I'll see your Tiamat and raise you a Bahamut.

[Tiamat]

Ok Theben go with the woman and dragons.

[JohnT]

Dear Tia,

What do women really want?

Kickin' in Knoxville

[Tiamat]

Dear Kickin',

Ahhhhhh the age old question......a really really good set of batteries

Again the age old question.......do we want style or substance. A woman who will actually tell you what women want, this has gotta be a first.

Women want the combination man and they are few and far between. Part bad boy, part good boy (enough to impress dear ole'dad), part brains with just enough dumbness thrown in for us to feel superior, part Mr. sensative, part and this is a very small part a$$hole, part caveman (especially in the bedroom), part pedestal man, part let me give up my football to give you my undivided attention, part flower guy, part good father material, part committment minded, part porno king ( or at least thinks he is ), and I must add rather well endowed doesn't hurt much. A man who understands that no matter how right he is he will always be wrong.

And last but not least has the capacity to make us feel like we are the only woman in the world for them even when the 21 year old blonde bimbo with the size 46DDD boobs is walking buy drenched in perfume and a mini skirt that is two sizes to small!

Texas Tia

[JohnT]

Dear Tia,

After I giver her the standard 2 hour-long massage, while lying in my arms, my wife is oftentimes incapable of moving, much less making whoopie. What am I doing wrong????

Kickin' in Knoxville

[Tiamat]

Dear Knoxie,

A two hour long massage you silly little twit! No woman is going to be able to move after being satiated and relaxed for that long. Your lucky she isn't comatose. Might I suggest taking it down to one hour massage with some foreplay mixed in. That should rev her motor up. Details details man my readers need details!

I'm always here

[JohnT]

Dear Tia,

Actually, it's rather simple and was something discovered when she was pregnant and love was NOT in the air. With me sitting on the bed, with my back to the headboard (I have a pillow or two back there for cushions) facing the TV, Laura sits down in front of me and reclines on my chest (I have another pillow between me and her for comfort reasons). My legs are on each side of her, the top of her head comes to my chin, and I'm able to reach from her waist all the way up without having to adjust positions.

She really likes facial massages, head scratches, and kneading her shoulders/back/neck. You're also able to receive back scratches/rubs, arm and hand rubs, and chest massages as well. From the hips on down, well, you gotta move, but as a nice relaxing way to spend the evening in your loves arms (without him getting tired), it can't be beat.

We do this about 2, 3 times a week.

Klued-in in Knoxville

[Al B. Sure!]

Marduk and Tiamat

what are your references, Theban?

[Theben]

Google search. That image came up as well.

Keep in mind that at 80x80 the images never look as good.

[Theben]

In case you change your mind.

[Theben]

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