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  • #76
    The lamb may think otherwise
    You would have preferred the human sacrifice?
    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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    • #77
      Verto has just said he would "probably" do something he holds from immoral if convinced God orders him. I'd expect pretty much any person who's very faithful to hold the same argument.
      God would never ask me to do something immoral by his standards.

      Satan might though. I think this is one of his favourite tricks.
      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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      • #78
        Dt. 21:18, 21: If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother ... all the men of the city shall stone him with stones, that he die.
        Do we live in a theocracy? Very different situation now than before.

        Numbers 31:17-18: Now, therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately.

        Samuel 15:3: Now go and strike Amalek and utterly destroy all that he has, and do not spare him; but put to death both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.
        Let me ask you, gamenaught. Do you believe war is immoral?
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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        • #79
          God would never ask me to do something immoral by his standards.


          As has been mentioned before, Abraham was asked to do something immoral. You are presumptuous enough to dictate what God will and will not require of you?

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          • #80
            You are presumptuous enough to dictate what God will and will not require of you?
            Abraham believed that God would intervene and offer something else for sacrifice.

            You are presumptuous enough to dictate what God will and will not require of you?
            I said his standards and not mine. He can demand of me anything by his standards.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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            • #81
              "And Abraham said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together."

              I'm assuming that is the basis for your above statement? If so, I would have to disagree.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                I said his standards and not mine. He can demand of me anything by his standards.
                I apologize, and in light of this correction agree.

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                • #83
                  I'm assuming that is the basis for your above statement? If so, I would have to disagree.
                  Yep. I figured you knew, so I didn't cite.

                  Why would you disagree?
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                  • #84
                    I'm pretty sure that the word "fear" as used in the OT doesn't have the same meaning as the modern word. At that time and in that usage "fear" means to heed.
                    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by gamenaught


                      Samuel 15:3: Now go and strike Amalek and utterly destroy all that he has, and do not spare him; but put to death both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.
                      Amaleks were evil robotic beings which the Doctor often had to contend with. Fortunately they were rather clumsy and easily defeated with even the humblest of household appliances.
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #86
                        I am no archeopsychologist, but I think ancient people would fear a God who is very keen on taking lives on a whim (my favorite part remains Onan, of course )
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #87
                          Amaleks were evil robotic beings which the Doctor often had to contend with. Fortunately they were rather clumsy and easily defeated with even the humblest of household appliances.
                          We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                          If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                          Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by MrFun
                            Mainstream Christians, Jews, and Muslims will find this horribly repugnant, and against the tenets of their religion -- no matter their sect/denomination.
                            How do you know God didn't say this to her? It's not like he hasn't done it before.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #89
                              Anyway, unfortunately for this woman, a jury is unlikely to be sympathetic. Juries hate women who kill their children. She's better off without a jury and throwing herself on the mercy of the court (depening on the judge). Course, if she does that she's still screwed. She knew what she was doing was wrong but did so anyway. She is not legally insane, however much she may be hearing voices.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #90
                                It does not mean to literally fear him, but to respect/revere him. 0/10, just for directly mentioning Hussein.
                                Hey, I really thought that "fear" meant..well..."fear." 3/10!!

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