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remember those teenage abstinence pledges?

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  • #16
    Abstinence is technically a good thing, but subverting teenagers into taking a vow they probably won't keep is not.

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    • #17
      Considering God knocked up a 13 year-old virgin, I hardly think he's anyone to listen to on the subject of teen sex. Child molesting perv!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        if there's grass on the field play ball.

        if there aint, roll her around and play in the dirt

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        • #19
          Where did you get the 13 year old part?
          “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

          ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SpencerH
            The point isnt that abstinence has no value, the point is that parents should educate their children about other methods to reduce chance of STD (i.e. "safe-sex").


            Use condoms, kiddies!
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #21
              you too, old fart
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #22
                Pfft, I practically own stock in Trojans.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #23
                  There is only one solution. Lock up those who choose to take the pledge with chastity belts. It's for their own good.
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #24
                    YAY
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by SpencerH
                      What does god have to do with it?
                      Everything, since the whole "abstinence" campaign is basically run by religious puritans.

                      They will give you all sorts of other reasons for abstaining, but the underlying one is that they don't want you to burn in hell.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #26
                        religious convictions versus hormones...

                        HORMONES WIN... DUH!
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #27
                          That's why we need to marry at 13, like ancient Hebrews
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • #28
                            yikes... I don't even want to marry at 23
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #29
                              Same here.

                              And IIRC, you mentioned a girfriend at some time.

                              So I guess you and I are going straight to hell. Sorry to tell you that
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Spiffor
                                Same here.

                                And IIRC, you mentioned a girfriend at some time.

                                So I guess you and I are going straight to hell. Sorry to tell you that
                                yup

                                We broke up a while ago though... our lives were going in different directions.

                                But yes, I'm going to hell. I just hope to secure a position in management.
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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