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I think that there were some things I didn't get because I am not Catholic
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Then do what I do. Go with a Catholic. Then you won't miss a thing.
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"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Was I the only one in the theater who cheered when Jesus was killed? I was also cheering on the Romans. Romans are just bad ass. I've always liked them.Comment
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That's a mistranslation caused by the flexible word order of Koine Greek.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Hey, Jesus makes wine out of water!
It really says:
"Jesus drank enough wine for 100 people and then made water."
I used to repeat a version of this "miracle" every Friday night.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Nah, not too good. Sorry, but he didn't shoot down a helicopter or something at Cana, so I just can't respect him.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Hey, Jesus makes wine out of water! Let's see Clint do that.
Jeses
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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I think you just don't have the guts to see it.Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Well there's a reason not to see it right there.http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=enComment
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If she does she'll have to buy another ticket.Originally posted by jimmytrick
The death toll so far is only one dead. Lady died of a heart attack while watching. Wonder if she will show back up in 3 days.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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He could have walked on wine if he wanted to. Jesus was way cool!Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Hey, Jesus makes wine out of water! Let's see Clint do that.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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I thought you worship Ronald Reagan?Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Indeed... and he had that give me the money attitude that most religions seems to embrace whole heartedly.
Forget Jesus, I'm worshipping Clint (not like I don't already
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So does this mean that your idolatry is polytheistic, rather than monotheistic?
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Hey! They stole that from Buffy! Though for her, it was 3 months not 3 days.Originally posted by The Templar
But then three says later he gets back up. Don't forget that part.
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Well he is the Son of God after all.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Ronald Reagan? The son of god? Surely you jest
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Yeah, but does he have to plagarize?Comment
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He had Divine permission.Originally posted by JohnT
Yeah, but does he have to plagarize?I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Divine? What does she have to do with all this?
Man, I am so confused...
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I'm not aware of Divine ever appearing on Buffy.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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