it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[st_swithin]

They do, but only from open wounds originating on Osama bin Laden's body.

I wish republicans had to wear signs on their foreheads.

[Q Classic]

they do. the rest of the world see shades of nuremburg, though, and invade the united states and depose bush, who ends up going into hiding. they find him eight months later with a castro beard running around in the tunnels of the washington metro.

i wish i could understand this song i'm listening to.

[st_swithin]

You do, and the poignant meaning behind the music makes you realize that all life is a futile struggle against insurmountable odds; you then fall into a deep, lifelong depression and develop an incurable desire to listen to Kenny G. and Yanni every single day for the rest of your life.

I wish Dubya had to take an IQ test and the results made public.

[Whoha]

He did, and got 300 on it due to some error, and is declared dictator of the earth for life(all of this shortly after an immortality serum comes out.)

I wish I knew if a duck with a chick on its head existed or not.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. You know with total certainty but nobody believes you.

I wish I knew why Whoha wished the above wish.

[Spec]

Granted, but you now suffer from serious psycothic problems.

I wish I was invincible.

Spec.

[Q Classic]

you are. unfortunately, you're michael jackson, since he was the one who came out with that album.

i wish i hadn't corrupted that wish so strongly.

[Verres]

Granted, Spec is now invincible (except a flaw so minor no one can detect it) and he now unleases his wrath on us all.

I wish my hair wasnt turning blond.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted -- It's not. It only appears so, due to the way your personal aura is refracting harmful x-rays into your brain.

I wish this thread would hit 500 posts so we could stop.

[Q Classic]

granted. you're losing hair instead.

i wish i wasn't a hazard to my self, don't let me get to me, i'm my own worst enemy...

[ICBM]

Granted. The thread hits 500 posts, and so someone starts " it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (3)".

Granted. Everyone else is now a hazard to you.

I wish there weren't so many crossposts.

[Shogun Gunner]

granted. The thread hits 500 posts and we stop. But you are forced to help Q Cubed not be a hazard to himself...and the only way to keep him safe is to help him create and manage corrupt wish game threads...over and over again.

I wish for a wallet that automatically regenerates paper money when I take paper money out.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. But you develop a severe allergy to paper.

I wish Gary Larson would resume the daily publication of new "The Far Side" cartoons.

[Q Classic]

he does. unfortunately, they're marvelously unfunny now.

i wish that incandescent lightbulbs weren't so hot to touch.

[ICBM]

Granted. But now they don't work.

I wish I wasn't so bored.