it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Spec]

Granted. Unfortunatly, it turns out to be a sickning hardcore gay porn movie.

I wish I would have the power to do whatever I want.

Spec.

[Q Classic]

granted:

NEWSFLASH Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush met in a secret pow-wow at Neverland. Early reports indicate that they have sealed an accord with Michael Jackson presiding as the mediator. Charges of molestation abound.

i wish that the person who was replacing me wasn't a complete and total ass on top of being a tool.

[Q Classic]

granted. unfortunately, all you want to do is to roll a big stone up a hill, only to have it roll back down.

wish still stands, damn xpost.

[Spec]

EDIT: Granted. You die.

I wish polygamy was legal here.


Spec.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted, but you to participate in polygamy, you have to dedicate yourself to the Mormon church. No drinking, no computer and church six out of seven days a week.

I wish my face was on the $100 bill.

[ICBM]

Granted. Your face is now on the 100 Jamaican Dollar bill.

I wish Ming would ban me.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. Unfortunately he took that too seriously and you are permanently banned.

I wish ICBM would eat pie, not caluculate it.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
I wish my face was on the $100 bill.

I'm doing this one.

Granted, you wake up with a terrible hangover; your face plastered on top of a $100 bill. The hooker you spent the night with is demanding it for 'payment of service rendered.'

[ICBM]

Granted. I eat tons of pumpkin pie. Then I decide to calculate the ratio of the circumference of the pie tin and the diameter of it.

I wish I had pumpkin pie.

[ICBM]

Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
Granted. Unfortunately he took that too seriously and you are permanently banned.

Actually, I wouldn't mind that. I waste too much time on this website.

[civman2000]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's poisoned and you die from it.

I wish that this wish is not granted.

[Spec]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I knew what to wish for....


Spec.

[Bosh]

Rules clarification: I thought we were supposed to have something that comes as a DIRECT result of our wish being granted not just have our wish happen and then something bad that's related happen. Right?

You know what to wish for, unfortunately this moment of epiphany distracts you while in heavy traffic.

I wish that I was working on the railroad, all the live long day.

[Q Classic]

you are as a chinese guest worker during the great construction of the transcontinental railroad. sombody drives a gold spike through your foot at promontory point.

i wish everybody could follow the rules.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted, all rules are forever followed, but since there are so many rules, many are bound to contradict each other. Wars break out over which rules are the "right rules".

I wish I was the ruler of the Earth.