Apolyton opening sentence contest (revisited)

[loinburger]

"Jack died one fine day in August."

"I too was in love once -- long ago, when I was still young and naive enough to believe in love..."

"Pathological dependency cycles occur in state-space planners when control rules cannot efficiently determine a maximal matching for a bipartite operator/binding graph."

[Frozzy]

"When things cease to be dangerous, it loses it's demand, as was apparent in our case"

"Fiction writers can't be trusted. They make things up."

[ICBM]

Originally posted by ICBM
"When Chancellor Bismarck finally woke up after a night of heavy drinking, he realized that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give Catherine of the Russians the secret to Satellites, and a Uranium resource, for her 'service' the previous night.

I think my opening sentence may have potential on the Civ3 stories forum...

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Japher


It's been to long:

Where all the men are strong, all the women beautiful, and all the children above average...

Love that show

I was wondering when someone would catch.


"Lonestar knew that due to all the religious Christians were disappearing, it could mean only one thing; Thor had come for vengence."


(Oh yeah, I'm going to Hell)

[Uncle Sparky]

"It would have been all right if only you had let me yiff the otter."

hmmmmmm... I actually understand that sentence. John Waters (yes, that John Waters) taught me to speak Furry many years ago... and there shall be absolutely no otter yiffing here at Apolyton !

[Ecthy]

It was a normal day.