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Granted. But you just remembered you have a test tomorrow that you haven't studied for. Oh well, looks like you will be stuck inside all today.
I wish I wasn't tired.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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granted, after doin' the dirty with your dog youre wide awakeI wish I wasn't tired.
I wish my school was "cooler"Comment
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Granted. Only the speech marks didn't parse correctly through the wish-granting machine, and your school is now permanantly at -40 degrees.
I wish I had a bottle...Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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You have a bottle, but it's stuck in your rectum.
I wish I had a gun.-30-Comment
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granted - when you fire it, a stick emerges with a little flag that has "bang" written on it.Originally posted by st_swithin
You have a bottle, but it's stuck in your rectum.
I wish I had a gun.
I wish no one suffered from depression."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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POOF. My name has been legally changed to "No One".
I wish I could be a non-sentient crinoid at the bottom of the ocean.-30-Comment
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congratulations. you're discovered by the deep-sea bathyscape alvin, and successfully brought back to the surface to be proudly displayed at...
the national aquarium, in the basement of the commerce department, washington dc.
i wish i could just skip out on work and go home...B♭3Comment
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congratulations! but it's candy corn...
manufactured in 1911.
i really really really wish it would stop raining so i could go home now.B♭3Comment
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The clouds part and the rain stops, yet your block flodded and your house floated away and now sits right next door to, uh, where ever your at now.
I wish beer contained no carbs.Comment
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Granted Anheuser Busch releases their new animal fat, no carb beer. But the Adkins diet proves to be unhealthy, and you die of a heart attack.Originally posted by Japher
The clouds part and the rain stops, yet your block flodded and your house floated away and now sits right next door to, uh, where ever your at now.
I wish beer contained no carbs.
I wish i had a new home PC."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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You do, but its a 'new' 286. New for you, but old for everyone else.
I wish that I could go skiing today.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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Poof! You find yourself on the slopes with brand new equipment and fashion skiwear.
Then you find the bill on your credit card…
I wish I had a good job in my career field.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
(='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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Granted, but you are hired by a multi-national corporation who sign a deal with an anonymous gay called "Boris" in NYC and re-locate you there.
I wish I could walk in barefeet everywhere.Comment
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