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**Skanky Burns** · November 17, 2003, 06:02

Heaven sucks. You are tormented for eternity.

I wish for it to snow tomorrow.

**Mr. Harley** · November 17, 2003, 06:10

It turns out global warming was a sham. The new ice age begins.

I wish leaves didn't need to be raked off of lawns.

**Urban Ranger** · November 17, 2003, 06:23

They don't. Huge masses of mutant earth worms appear, munch off the leaves and produce fertile soil. Unfortunately, they eat anything leafy and green.

I wish I would find a diamond mine tomorrow.

**Skanky Burns** · November 17, 2003, 06:25

All trees on earth suddenly cease to exist. While you don't need to rake leaves off lawns anymore, oxygen sure is difficult to get nowadays.

EDIT: You find a diamond mine - in your neighbour's backyard. He is now rich beyond your wildest dreams. Meanwhile, you are still penniless.

I wish to rule an interplanetary empire.

**Urban Ranger** · November 17, 2003, 06:44

Web-based or on your PC

I wish I could program instinctively in any computer language I choose.

**Space05us** · November 17, 2003, 07:46

I wish I could program instinctively in any computer language I choose.

granted, unfortunatly the next day you lose you eye sight when a mugger decides to beat you with a baseball bat.

I wish I was more powerful (not stronger, powerful)

**Asmodean** · November 17, 2003, 08:28

Originally posted by Space05us

I wish I was more powerful (not stronger, powerful)

Granted.....unfortunately you now have so many powers that you cannot decide what powers to use at what time. Eventually you go crazy and spend the rest of your life in an asylum.

I wish I had the time to do all the things I want to do.

**Bosh** · November 17, 2003, 08:34

Granted: Due the horrific mauling of your groinal region by demented ardvarks the disability checks leave your with the ability to do so much!

I wish I didn't have any kindergarten classes to teach

**Space05us** · November 17, 2003, 08:37

I wish I didn't have any kindergarten classes to teach

granted, all of the kids below the age of 7 mysteriously disappear without a trace. and no one in the world is able to give birth. Humans eventually become extinct.

I wish I were a super hero

**Skanky Burns** · November 17, 2003, 09:02

Granted. Your superpower is insanity - the criminals never know what you will do next to catch them.

I wish PCs were free.

**Drake Tungsten** · November 17, 2003, 09:06

Granted. Unfortunately, they can now only run Windows ME.

I wish I had a fluent knowledge of every language on Earth.

**Bosh** · November 17, 2003, 09:10

all of the kids below the age of 7 mysteriously disappear without a trace. and no one in the world is able to give birth.

So let me get this straight:
1. All the annoying little brats disappear and I don't have to herd them anymore.
2. I don't have to worry about about birth control anymore.
3. Earth's environment is saved.

This is a corrupted wish how?

**Space05us** · November 17, 2003, 09:13

This is a corrupted wish how?

it assumes you care about the preservation of humans.

**Stefu** · November 17, 2003, 10:44

I wish I had a fluent knowledge of every language on Earth.

Granted. However, this includes all the animals and insects, and you are driven mad by the constant mosquite chatter of "I'mlookingforbloodI'mlookingforbloodI'mlookingforb lood..."

I wish I had the power of flight.

**Space05us** · November 17, 2003, 11:36

I wish I had the power of flight.

granted, your brand new Boeing 747 drops on top of your house killing all of its occupants.

I wish everyone could just get along

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