The Corrupt wish game

[Evil Knevil]

Originally posted by skywalker
I wish I could read and write in l337

Cross-post.

Sadly this alienates your SO so much that she goes crazy and cuts your knob off.

[Space05us]

I wish I was asleep.

you fall into a coma

I wish I was more muscular

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Space05us
I wish I was more muscular

You are. The chicks still don't like you, and your clothes dont fit.

I wish I was utterly at peace with the universe.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Granted! Enjoy your lobotomy, sir.

I wish I didn't have to go to Ikea.

[Space05us]

I wish I didn't have to go to Ikea.

you catch Ebola and dont live to see tomorrow, no more Ikea for you!

I wish I was a woman (no not really)

[Asmodean]

Granted....you are turned into a woman. (granting the wish is corrupting it in and of itself)

I wish I could become a gazillionaire by playing computer games.

Asmodean

[Space05us]

I wish I could become a gazillionaire by playing computer games.

granted, unfortunatly you are not allowed to do anything but play games, you run out of time to do almost anything. They even restrict your bathroom use by turning your gaming seat into a toilet itself. You are kept awake with massive doses of LSD and eventually you and everyone else forgets you exist. You become a member of the sercret service detail that protects Georgie Doubya.


I wish I could do what ever I wanted to any woman and get awau with it.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. Women now avoid you at all costs

I wish I could inflict massive, blinding pain by looking into someone's eyes.

[Immortal Wombat]

You now look like Anne Widdicombe. I'd cover up your mirrors if I were you.

I wish I had a glass of clean tap water in my hand.

[Kuciwalker]

You do. However, an inch of crude oil is floating on top.

I wish I was a super moderator.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by skywalker
You do. However, an inch of crude oil is floating on top.

I wish I was a super moderator.

Granted. However, you are the Supermod of a Isalmist Messgae Board that is under investigation by the G-men. And all the other Supermods are disappearing, one by one.


I wish for a turkey sandwhich. Not one that turns into a giant Turkey or something. Not one that will make me sick. Not one that has disgusting condiments like Peanut Butter or something. Just a Turkey Sandwhich.

[Immortal Wombat]

Granted. The turkey isn't dead yet though.


I wish for a good night of sleep.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. You not only get ONE good night of sleep, you get an infinite number of successive good nights of sleep.

I wish to be on the Supreme Court.

[Boris Godunov]

Granted. You've fallen from an airplane and splattered on the roof.

I wish had one...BILLION dollars!

[Nubclear]

Poof! Now you do Unfortunately you didn't cover your tracks when you scammed the mob, and now you are dead

I wish that I wouldn't be sick anymore.