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Granted, but you become tired of it really fast.
I wish I could cook better. :bleh:
I wish I could cook better. :bleh:
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Granted. In fact, you cook so well that a 3rd world dictator kidnaps you and forces you to prepare all his lavish meals day in and day out. This takes up so much of your time that you never get the chance to prepare a meal of your own and live on bread and water. On the dictators birthday, you sometimes even get some jam to spread on your bread.
I wish I several females waiting for me in my bed.
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Granted, but they aren't of the human species.
I wish I can travel temporally, moving back and forth in time.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Granted, but you can never return home to your loved ones.
I wish I was in movies"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Granted, your body is pulverized into thin paste and spread across hundreds of movie reels.
I wish I could retain full memory of everything that happensI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Granted. However the space required to accommodate all that extra memory means you no longer understand any of it.
I wish I had a song in my heart and a spring in my step.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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LOL I live in America.....Originally posted by Boshko
However the two state solution involves Vesayan's home becomming part of the Palestinian state.
I wish my body only required 1 hour sleep/night.Comment
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Granted. The sudden flow of water from in front of your door is less dissappointing than being suddenly impaled by a rolled-up lyric sheet in the chest.Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Granted. However the space required to accommodate all that extra memory means you no longer understand any of it.
I wish I had a song in my heart and a spring in my step.
I wish I could talk with the animals, walk with the animals.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Granted. Unfortunately they all hate you.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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I wish I hadn't just forgotten to make a wish.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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This took me a minute to figure out, I thought no, he didnt mean.... wait, OMG YES HE DID!Originally posted by Theben
Granted. The sudden flow of water from in front of your door is less dissappointing than being suddenly impaled by a rolled-up lyric sheet in the chest.
I wish I could talk with the animals, walk with the animals.
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GRANTED! You make a wish-you wish for herpes, and it is granted!Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I wish I hadn't just forgotten to make a wish.
I wish for UNDENIABLE proof for or against the existance of God, and what the right religion is if he exists.Comment
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Granted. God turns out to be a sadist and decides to torture you for all eternity for the fun of it.
I was I was a Deity (wrt postcount
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Granted! You achieve it through flooding, and are perma-banned from apolyton.
I wish my headache would stop.Comment
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Granted. Your life stops too.
I wish I could channel the One Power a la Wheel of Time
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