"I Just Hate It When This Happens!"

[chequita guevara]

I hate when I pick up a glass of water when it's sitting next to my glass of Sprite. If you aren't expecting water, it's a real shock.

[SlowwHand]

Another thing I hate, which Che reminded me of.

If I'm drinking a beer and watching television, I might sprinkle salt in my palm.
More than once, I've poured beer on my hand.

[Shogun Gunner]

or what about reaching over for your Diet Coke, and you accidently pick up the Caffeine-free Diet Coke?

Damm, I'm getting so mad thinking about that right now.

[Spec]

I hate it when my giflfriend tells me:" No, not tonight"

Spec.

[Q Classic]

i hate it when i realize that damn, i really have made an ass of myself again.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i hate it when i realize that damn, i really have made an ass of myself again.

I feel like that 66% of the time (the other 33% of the time, I'm sleeping, I think). Is there a word for that?

dammit vu, or something.

[Q Classic]

i also hate it when i don't put on a and everybody thinks i'm serious when i'm clearly not.

i mean, since i'm a slope, i already look like i have both my eyes closed, so winking's kinda hard to see.

[Drake Tungsten]

i mean, since i'm a slope, i already look like i have both my eyes closed, so winking's kinda hard to see.

That is incredibly offensive to Asians. I can't believe you seriously think this way, which you obviously do since no smilies followed this comment. For shame.

[Q Classic]

oh, you should hear me when i ride the cta's red line past cermak/chinktown... i mean, chinatown...

i also hate it when somebody asks me when i'm going back (to asia), whether i speak asian, and when they tell me that they can't hear my accent at all. don't they know not all gooks are born on foreign soil?

[Ben Kenobi]

I have a pet peeve with my housemate. Clomps down the stairs at 2am in the morning, wakes me up and starts me muttering.

Then, 15 mins later, she knocks on my door to ask me to keep quiet because she's trying to sleep.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
oh, you should hear me when i ride the cta's red line past cermak/chinktown... i mean, chinatown...

i also hate it when somebody asks me when i'm going back (to asia), whether i speak asian, and when they tell me that they can't hear my accent at all. don't they know not all gooks are born on foreign soil?

You bananas b1tch and moan about everything in this country. Oh wait, I meant 'we.'

At least they ask us if we speak Asian and not Oriental. Isn't that supposed to be some kind of progress? I mean, we chinks are pretty sensitive about terminology and everything.

I can hear your accent, and it is shameful.

[Q Classic]

yeah, i guess it is an improvement that people now think chinamen speak asian and not oriental.

as for my accent, it's very hard for me not to sound like ching chong chang yong fang gong.

and please, i prefer to be called a twinkie, not a banana.

[st_swithin]

Right, because twinkies aren't baked. Sorry, my bad. I prefer banana myself - it's organic and it's got name recognition among non-snack food eaters.

Oh yeah, and ching chong wang to you too.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by ADG
...when I hit submit, then get some error msg. Goes back the previous page, to discover my 1000+ lines long post just got erased

Use a better browser.

Or better yet, compose your lengthy replies in a text editor first.

[Q Classic]

well, i suppose i'm not baked. but i am irradiated from these monitors, so...

and i resent that comment! chang shing shang gong tang to you and your ming dao ma shi re su.