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  • #16
    "Whenever you go out with a girl, check out her mother, cos that's what she'll be like in 20-30 years."

    "Choose your battles".

    "We all eat a bit of dirt before we die"
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #17
      Re: Parental sayings

      Originally posted by Lancer
      "don't **** where you eat".
      I prefer the more sedate: "Don't get your hunny where you get your money." I broke that rule with my second girlfriend--big big big mistake.

      My mom: "It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt."

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      • #18
        " Don't let it rain on the inside. "

        " Take care of yourself so you can do good for someone later."

        "Ask questions, it is better to be a fool for 2 minutes than lost for two weeks."
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
          " Don't let it rain on the inside. "
          If that isn't the soppiest thing ever...
          Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

          Do It Ourselves

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          • #20
            "Sh1t in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first."

            "Daddy drinks because you cry."
            -30-

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            • #21
              "don't tell the social worker I made you do that...."

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              • #22
                Osweld:

                So I have nice parents.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                • #23
                  I learned how to be a great parent: when you have to take a decision, think at how they dealed with you and do the exact opposite- always works

                  Oh happy birthday to me
                  I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                  Asher on molly bloom

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                  • #24
                    Dad: "I'll give you something to cry about!"

                    He was referring to a spanking, which was odd because I never cried from being spanked.

                    Mom: "The woman in your (future) life is going to have to get used to taking second place in your life."

                    I think she used to say this because I used to check out of the abusive dynamic in the household. Or perhaps she felt that I wasn't paying enough attention to her, or not doing enough in her eyes to parent my sister. Typical narcissist. I never responded, but simply rolled my eyes at her self-serving predictions.
                    He's got the Midas touch.
                    But he touched it too much!
                    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by rah
                      My Mother:
                      .....
                      2. Demonstrate your skills at cleaning and cooking, since most women will fool themselves into thinking you'll continue to do them once married.
                      Is it completely unreasonable to assume that you'll keep doing your wife after you are married?
                      He's got the Midas touch.
                      But he touched it too much!
                      Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                      • #26
                        I use a lot of the sayings listed here
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by st_swithin
                          "Sh1t in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first."

                          "Daddy drinks because you cry."
                          This explains a lot.

                          "When you have kids, I hope they turn out just like you."

                          If only, then I could understand them.

                          "You gotta have the bad before you can appreciate the good."

                          Still waiting on the good.

                          "Why don't you call us more often? We're worried sick about you."

                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Sikander
                            Is it completely unreasonable to assume that you'll keep doing your wife after you are married?
                            It's reasonable to assume that the frequency will continue to diminish.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #29
                              "How the hell should I know? Go find out for yourself".

                              "Part of one end" (recited at the first commercial break of any TV programme.

                              I learned very early on that all parents have limitations. Some are more limited than others.
                              Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                              "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                              • #30
                                "If you're still doing (blank) by the time I get over there...!"
                                I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                                Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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