Parental sayings

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My dad, he thought me everything there is to know about cars and driving.

A few pointers I remeber him telling me:

"The most important thing about driving fast is knowing when to slow down."

"Straight lines are for fast cars, multiple curves are for fast drivers"

"Buy a car that you'll like, not what your peers will like"

"Respect fast cars, no matter make or model"

And my favorite one:

"I hate fast and furious"



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My mom, always the scared one:

"Stop racing your dad!"

"I told ya your engine would blow up"

"This is not a plane you know!!"

"Take the pressure hose and get those skid marks of the drive way!! I told ya no smoke shows near the house!!!" (I was 18 at that time"

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