Daddy drinks because you cry.

My Dad on relationships:
'If you want a successful marriage/relation you only need to remember three phrases; "I'm sorry", "your right", "it's all my fault". NEVER say "it'll never happen again", cause them women have a memory for that kind of ****...'
'Liquor is quicker, but sex won't make you fat'
My Dad on careers:
'Make your hobby your career, and you'll hate your hobby'
'I'd rather be lucky than good anyday'
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