What to do about my girl's overprotective mother?

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Because he's got a massive and unresolved Madonna/Whore complex.

It seems as though the only difference between Madonna and a whore is financial.

[Az]

Speer As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex

... like... never ever?

damn.

[Al B. Sure!]

Spiffor:

let's look at it this way... both of us are virgins who have no intention to have sex. your scenario would require both of us giving in, which i doubt would happen.

anyway, it looks like i won't even kiss her for a month what with chaperoned dates...

and as an update, i found out that her mother apparently does like me but likes me enough for her daughter to run into coincidentally in the mall... probably not enough to be her daughter's boyfriend.

[Q Classic]

it wouldn't be dating behind her back. it would be dating with her full knowledge.

sooner or later the mother will have to realize that her little baby girl isn't a baby anymore.

[Al B. Sure!]

yes of course no behind her back, Q Cubed... i just got to find a way to get her mother's approval.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
your scenario would require both of us giving in, which i doubt would happen.

If your relationship lasts more than a few weeks and continues to look good, I'm pretty sure there is a risk. It won't necessarily happen, but it's much better to have the training, knowledge and material "just in case".
Heck, my gf's little brother asked me to buy his first condom box months ago, and he still haven't used it save for training. But then, when the big day comes, he'll be prepared

As you probably know, I'm all against unwanted pregnancies

[Al B. Sure!]

Spiffor:

i dont think she got any birth control education what with her going to a catholic school... as for me going to public schools, i did get it every year (and well before that in elementary school) though it should be noted that birth control **** was taught by unwilling teachers who verbally expressed how they didn't believe in educating high school and elementary school students about birth control as it encourages sex.

[Spiffor]

Well, you're both adults and you know what you do. But please be sure of being reasonable if you feel "the urge" coming. Last thing I want for you is being forced to drop your studies and find a full time job because of an involuntary pregnancy.

BTW, I know the mechanics behind birth control for a long time now, but I was completely clueless in front of my first condom. Damn glad I trained alone at home with it, for it would have ruined the mood of the First Time otherwise

[Q Classic]

no, what i mean is that you'd date her. you wouldn't stop at all, not even temporarily. if it turns out to be something worth continuing, the mother will eventually realize it.

[Al B. Sure!]

spiffor:

oh i already work full time... which reminds me... I work full time, go to college, and have a girlfriend... what the **** am i doing here?

[Dinner]

This mother & daughter pair seem very conservative. In fact so conservative that I'd guess they're actually foreigners who moved to America and not native born Americans.

Laz: Absolutely correct.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Sikander


Penis donor eh? That sounds like a tough one. I'm sure you'd get a lot of offers for a loaner, but donation is tricky.

Even a loaner is a pain. I mean, I don't want to have to wear the damn thing. I don't even like to wear shoes.

If a gun or a car is a metaphor for a penis, I'd rather someone loaned me their gun, because I personally have no use for a penis and I hate to drive (being both Asian and female, simultaneously, I am doubly unsuited to manouvering an automobile).

[Al B. Sure!]

Oerdin:

These mother & daughter pair seem very conservative. In fact so conservative that I'd guess they're actually foreigners who moved to America and not native born Americans.

oh no... her family has most likely been in this country since 1700 what with her being black and all.

and apparently, things have completely changed. her mother keeps telling my girl how nice i seemed and that i look so good. its like she's now encouraging her daughter to be with me. aint that ironic? looks like **** worked out by itself.

[Shi Huangdi]

Congrats, Albert

[TCO]

Aren't you supposed to be in Lebanon? come on jacket-loser boy.