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  • #16
    Gangerolf

    is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that is Worshipped as a God, fears the Military, drinks Human Blood, and has a mean Left Hook.

    Strength: 5 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 2


    To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
    defeat Gangerolf, enter your name and choose an attack:

    fights Gangerolf using
    CSPA

    Comment

    • #17
      Azazel

      is a Giant Mecha-Ape that can Regenerate, cowers from Radiation, Hovers Eerily, and has Crablike Pincers and Four Sets of Teeth.

      Strength: 8 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 3


      To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
      defeat Azazel, enter your name and choose an attack:

      fights Azazel using


      Yep, kids, me stupid.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #18
        CapitanGarlic

        is a Giant Squid that Tunnels Underground, can Fly, is Undead, carries a Ray Gun, and Hovers Eerily.

        Strength: 7 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7


        To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
        defeat CapitanGarlic, enter your name and choose an attack:

        fights CapitanGarlic using


        Ha ha! Fear my general balance!
        Talent Optional

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        • #19
          Hey, I hover eerily too!
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #20
            But no one has a sidekick.

            Some of these descriptions are hilarious.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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            • #21
              Theben

              is a Collosal Bee that is Sensitive to Noise, Blind and Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and has a Single Giant Eye.

              Strength: 9 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 9


              To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
              defeat Theben, enter your name and choose an attack:

              fights Theben using



              Thuban

              is a Giant Dragon that enjoys Climbing Buildings, Expands when Attacked, spits Ice, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

              Strength: 9 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 9


              To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
              defeat Thuban, enter your name and choose an attack:

              fights Thuban using


              Thubbins

              is a Giant Ant that spins Vast Webs, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, fears the Military, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

              Strength: 6 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 6


              To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
              defeat Thubbins, enter your name and choose an attack:

              fights Thubbins using



              Thebum

              is a Giant Lizard that is in League with Dark Forces, Hovers Eerily, and has Dozens of Tentacles, X-Ray Vision and Heavy Metal Armour.

              Strength: 8 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7


              To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
              defeat Thebum, enter your name and choose an attack:

              fights Thebum using


              Hah! My myriad of names finally comes in useful!

              My last incarnation is in league with 'Dark Forces' Oooooooooo....
              Last edited by Theben; October 8, 2003, 14:16.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #22
                Japher

                is a Giant Blob that is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, and carries a Flamethrower.

                Strength: 8 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1


                To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                defeat Japher, enter your name and choose an attack:

                fights Japher using
                Monkey!!!

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                • #23
                  *points and laughs at Japher*
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #24
                    ... I one slow stupid blob... but I am MIGHTY!!!!
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      I think my 'dark forces' gives me +2 strength in my Thebum incarnation...I DESTROY ALL!!!!!!
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #26
                        I am stronger than you, I am faster than you, and I am smarter than you!!!!!

                        And still, I am just an enormous stupid flying metallic monkey with an ugly grin.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #27
                          Fear my mighty manhood!

                          knob

                          is a Planet-Sized Mecha-Ant that is Sensitive to Noise, and has Huge, Sharp Claws and an Extra Head.

                          Strength: 32 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 10


                          To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                          defeat knob, enter your name and choose an attack:

                          fights knob using
                          Safer worlds through superior firepower

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                          • #28
                            I suck.


                            Fluffy

                            is a Giant Squid that is Sensitive to Noise, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has Four Sets of Teeth and a mean Left Hook, and spits Jets of Water.

                            Strength: 7 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7


                            To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                            defeat Fluffy, enter your name and choose an attack:

                            fights Fluffy using


                            METHOD=GET>
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              Jeez...he really does have a 32 strength...
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • #30
                                No wonder, he's as big as a planet

                                *aaglo points and laughs, and goes back to the 27th century*
                                I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                                  Dildo

                                  is a Collosal Ape that Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, is Highly Flammable, controls the Weather, has Black-and-White Stripes, and spits Ice.

                                  Strength: 11 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3


                                  To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                                  defeat Dildo, enter your name and choose an attack:

                                  fights Dildo using