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  • #1

    Giant battle monsters!

    Stefu

    is a Tiny Bee that is Very Slow, carries a Samurai Sword, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has Heavy Metal Armour.

    Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


    To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
    defeat Stefu, enter your name and choose an attack:

    fights Stefu using


    Whee!
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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  • #2
    aaglo is a Giant Ape that came Back in Time from the 29th Century, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, cowers from Radiation, is Undead, carries a Samurai Sword, and has Bulletproof Skin


    Lol... I wonder what's the meaning of this.

    Battle 1# Stefu won agility fight
    Battle 2# aaglo won strength fight...

    some people have too much time in their hands, and I'm not only among them - I'm carrying the flag.
    I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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    • #3
      Link?

      EDIT: Oh, that big green box is a link, not just an image. Carry on.
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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      • #4
        I crush you like the bug you are, Stefu!

        Osweld

        is a Giant Lizard that Glows in the Dark, can Change Colour, cowers from Radiation, is Blind, and has a Metal Jaw.

        Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 3


        To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
        defeat Osweld, enter your name and choose an attack:

        fights Osweld using
        Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

        Do It Ourselves

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        • #5
          Skanky

          is a Giant Squid that can Change Shape, enjoys Climbing Buildings, is Extremely Hydrophobic, Fears Nothing, and has Staring Red Eyes.

          Strength: 7 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 11


          To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
          defeat Skanky, enter your name and choose an attack:

          fights Skanky using
          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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          • #6
            Proteus

            is a Tiny Dragon that is Blind, Susceptible to Electrical Damage and Covered in Spines, drinks Human Blood, and has Prehensile Eyes.

            Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


            To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
            defeat Proteus, enter your name and choose an attack:

            fights Proteus using
            Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
            Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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            • #7
              Some stats for other monsters: (Strength, agility, intelligence)
              MarkG 9-9-10
              DanQ 8-5-8
              Ming 10-1-8
              Rah 7-12-9
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #8
                Prehensile eyes!

                I'm alarmed how close these descriptions are to you characters in RL!

                Last edited by duke o' york; October 8, 2003, 09:59.

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                • #9
                  • duke o' york

                  is a Giant Moth that breathes Ice Vapour, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, carries a Ray Gun, and has a Massively Swollen Skull and Very Sharp Fangs.

                  Strength: 3 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 9


                  To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                  defeat duke o' york, enter your name and choose an attack:

                  fights duke o' york using
                  Rufus

                  is a Giant Squid that fears the Military, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has Enormous Tusks, and spits Ice.

                  Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 9


                  To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                  defeat Rufus, enter your name and choose an attack:

                  fights Rufus using
                  "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                  • #10
                    FrustratedPoet

                    is a Giant Bee that is Extremely Hydrophobic, and has X-Ray Vision and a Massively Swollen Skull.

                    Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 11


                    To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                    defeat FrustratedPoet, enter your name and choose an attack:

                    fights FrustratedPoet using



                    It seems to be saying that I am a swollen homophobe.

                    My Stats = 3/8/11 - super intelligent!
                    If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                    • #11
                      DaShi

                      is a Giant Lizard that breathes Poisonous Gas, controls the Weather, has Crablike Pincers, and eats Rocks.

                      Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 2


                      To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                      defeat DaShi, enter your name and choose an attack:

                      fights DaShi using


                      This is fairly accurate.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #12
                        1 is a Giant Ape that is Highly Flammable, and has Heavy Metal Armour, a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a mean Left Hook.
                        2 is a Giant Blob that is Guarding its Nest, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has a Terrible Roar and a Long, Prehensile Tongue.
                        3 is a Giant Lizard that lives beneath New York, dislikes Modern Architecture, Glows in the Dark, and has a single Horn on its Forehead.

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                        • #13
                          Sofar I've only beat Proteus in a Strength match.

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                          centrifuge

                          is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that dislikes Modern Architecture, and dissolves in Water.

                          Strength: 4 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3


                          To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                          defeat centrifuge, enter your name and choose an attack:

                          fights centrifuge using

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                          • #14
                            Ben Kenobi

                            is a Giant Ant that is Wreathed with Flames, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, an Extra Head and Acid for Blood.

                            Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7


                            To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                            defeat Ben Kenobi, enter your name and choose an attack:

                            fights Ben Kenobi using
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #15
                              Okay... didn't make very good job in the first time...
                              aaglo

                              is a Giant Ape that came Back in Time from the 29th Century, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, cowers from Radiation, is Undead, carries a Samurai Sword, and has Bulletproof Skin.

                              Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 5


                              To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
                              defeat aaglo, enter your name and choose an attack:

                              fights aaglo using
                              I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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