Giant battle monsters!

[Ben Kenobi]

Planet-sized.

10 intelligence isn't shabby either.

[Az]

Adolf Hitler is a Giant Moth that lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick. Strength: 3 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Adolf Hitler, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Adolf Hitler using Strength Agility Intelligence

[Ben Kenobi]

Josef Stalin is a Giant Moth that is Easily Confused, fires Rockets, drinks Human Blood, and has a Single Giant Eye. Strength: 2 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 3 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Josef Stalin, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Josef Stalin using Strength Agility Intelligence

[Snotty]

Ming should be banned for being the F word?

Ming is a Collosal Robot that Tunnels Underground, and was Summoned from The Deep. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Ming, enter your name and choose an attack: fights ming using Strength Agility Intelligence

**** is a Collosal Robot that Tunnels Underground, and was Summoned from The Deep. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat ****, enter your name and choose an attack: fights **** using Strength Agility Intelligence

[Snotty]

I feel bad for my planet sized knob, where the guy gonna get some action?

[Theben]

He's easy to beat in the agility attack...

[Sarxis]

Anun Ik Oba is a Collosal Dragon that is Radioactive and Very Slow, and has a Long Neck. Strength: 11 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 9 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Anun Ik Oba, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Anun Ik Oba using Strength Agility Intelligence

Strange... when I attacked Stefu, my Strength was rated at 12 I thought.

[Nubclear]

MarkG is a Giant Ant that CANNOT BE STOPPED, is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, cowers from Fire, and has a mean Left Hook. Strength: 8 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 10 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat MarkG, enter your name and choose an attack: fights MarkG using Strength Agility Intelligence

Tassadar is a Giant Lizard that Stomps Around a Lot, Glows in the Dark, dissolves in Water, has an Extra Head and four Extra Limbs, and represents the Vanguard of a Martian Invasion. Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Tassadar, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Tassadar using Strength Agility Intelligence

Comrade Tassadar is a Tiny Mecha-Man-Eating Plant that leaves a Trail of Goo, breathes Ice Vapour, is Undead, and has Staring Red Eyes. Strength: 1 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Comrade Tassadar, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Comrade Tassadar using Strength Agility Intelligence

Tassadar5000 is a Collosal Blob that is Poisonous, and has Staring Red Eyes, Heavy Metal Armour and a Humorous Nephew Sidekick. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Tassadar5000, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Tassadar5000 using Strength Agility Intelligence

Tassadar5000 is a Collosal Blob that is Poisonous, and has Staring Red Eyes, Heavy Metal Armour and a Humorous Nephew Sidekick. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Tassadar5000, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Tassadar5000 using Strength Agility Intelligence

Markos is a Giant Squid that has Huge, Sharp Claws and a Sharp Beak. Strength: 7 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 9 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Markos, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Markos using Strength Agility Intelligence

Russia is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that controls Human Thought, spits Jets of Water, picks up Cars and Throws Them, and has Enormous Tusks. Strength: 8 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Russia, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Russia using Strength Agility Intelligence

America is a Giant Lizard that can Change Colour, is Blind, has Bulletproof Skin, and eats Rocks. Strength: 8 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat America, enter your name and choose an attack: fights America using Strength Agility Intelligence

China is a Giant Mecha-Lizard that breathes Poisonous Gas, can Change Colour, Hovers Eerily, has a Terrible Roar, and eats Metal. Strength: 10 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat China, enter your name and choose an attack: fights China using Strength Agility Intelligence

India is a Giant Ant that breathes Ice Vapour, and has Bulletproof Skin. Strength: 4 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 6 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat India, enter your name and choose an attack: fights India using Strength Agility Intelligence

[DinoDoc]

DinoDoc is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that is Covered with a Thick Slime, carries a Flamethrower, and eats Nuclear Waste. Strength: 4 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat DinoDoc, enter your name and choose an attack: fights DinoDoc using Strength Agility Intelligence

[alva]

alva is a Giant Lizard that CANNOT BE STOPPED, is Poisonous, Screeches when Angry, has Four Sets of Teeth, and eats Nuclear Waste. Strength: 14 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 6 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat alva, enter your name and choose an attack: fights alva using Strength Agility Intelligence

[Frozzy]

Frozzy is a Giant Robot that carries a Flamethrower, and picks up Cars and Throws Them. Strength: 7 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Frozzy, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Frozzy using Strength Agility Intelligence

[duke o' york]

George Washington is a Giant Ape that can Change Shape, cowers from Fire, and has a Long Neck and Tough Leathery Skin.(Strength: 8 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7)

William Shakespeare is a Tiny Lizard that can Leap Great Distances, enjoys Climbing Buildings, shoots Electricity from its Eyes and Laser Beams, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton. (Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 4)

Mohandas Gandhi is a Giant Ant that was Created by a Radioactive Accident, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a Toughened Steel Skeleton. (Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 4)

Isembard Kingdom Brunel is a Giant Squid that controls the Weather, has Prehensile Eyes, and eats Rocks. (Strength: 7 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7)

What they never taught you at school.

[DarkCloud]

I was a giant bee and had 10 Intelligence/ 4 Strength/ 6 Dexterity.

Fun Game Stefu

[DarkCloud]

Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3

George W. Bush is a Giant Lizard that leaves a Trail of Goo, breathes Ice Vapour, Glows in the Dark, and eats Rocks.
vs Strength: 3
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 8

Saddam Hussein is an Average-Sized Squid that swallows Aeroplanes Whole.

When attacking:-

Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3

Cold Attack!
When defending against George W. Bush:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 8



George W. Bush wins!

[Pekka]

Pekka is a Giant Robot that Glows in the Dark, is Covered in Spines, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, carries a Flamethrower, and has Huge, Sharp Claws.

Strength: 9
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 8
Fire Attack!
Pekka wins!

WoohoO!