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    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • Yo, this thing was taken straight out of the Maxim Magazine playbook as was said earlier

      TCO was doing stuff more complex than this at age 12

      And yo what's up with him telling her about sleeping with prostitutes?!?!
      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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      • If you dating a deeply religious girl then yes that could cause big problems since religious people aren't supposed to have sex until they are married.
        And there's my answer to your question, AC. I don't care so much about past experience. We'll get lots of time to learn once we're married.

        I would prefer a virgin, but do note that I don't have a double standard. I would expect the woman to want a virgin as well.
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        • These days I'm more interested in the art of getting a good night's sleep.
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • I tried seduction once. Was very close but failed in the end. At least for that night. We stayed together anyway

            So it did work after all

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            • AH, so true, I've had so little sleep since we've been together

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              • You just can't leave AH alone, eh?
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • "we" as in "me and her", not "me and AH"

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                  • TMM:
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • go home

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                      • That was a great joke, Andreas. We're not laughing at you, we're laughing WITH YOU.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • sure d00d

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                          • Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                            I had another question for all you guys out there.

                            Does it matter if you're not her first?
                            I'd prefer that she wasn't a virgin. I had sex with a virgin one time, and it wasn't ideal. We weren't in love with one another, but had been friends for several years and had gotten hot and bothered together on several occasions. But she was Catholic and really into her virginity. Finally she decided at age 23 that she wasn't going to wait any longer, and we had sex. It was kind of cool, but it would have been a lot better if she were more experienced so that the sex was better, or if we were in love so that the emotional intensity fit the occasion better.
                            He's got the Midas touch.
                            But he touched it too much!
                            Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                            • yeah, i'd have to agree on that emotional intensity is critical to the thing at any time.
                              B♭3

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                              • What age is too young to lose it?

                                I ask this because this Christmas will be the 10 year anniversary after I lost mine... and anybody with access to a calculator can figure out exactly how old I was at that time.

                                Part of me still feels I should have waited...
                                "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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