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  • It would appear that Sonic Undermind have only the best selection of groupies.

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    • We wish.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • The groupies do at least have the good grace to appear in photographs hugging a certain rhythm guitarist so that said guitarist can show the picture to his geekoid mates in the hope that they'll assume he got to **** her as well.
        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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        • FP, there's only one g in hug and I doubt that you needed to star it out - it wouldn't have been censored.

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          • I never posted that picture without qualification that nothing of the sort happened.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
              I had another question for all you guys out there.

              Does it matter if you're not her first?
              You mean if the guy isn't a virgin but the girl is? Well, it depends. If you dating a deeply religious girl then yes that could cause big problems since religious people aren't supposed to have sex until they are married. For most normal people I just don't see the guy getting upset about it. In fact I'd bet most guys would really like it if they were the only guy his fiance had ever been with.
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              • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                Yes. Who wants to have sex with a virgin? They have no idea what they're doing.
                There is the problem of her being a starfish (i.e. just lays there doing nothing) but on the upside you get to break her in and train her just the way you like it.
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                • If she hasn't been with anyone else then how can she tell you you are better than they were?
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • True, true. Of course she's also not lieing when she tells you your the best she ever hap\d.
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                    • Definitely not, and I'm not lying when I say that it's all down to her because she's so hot.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • Pictures? We'll need proof to verify your claim.
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                        • I thought this was a theoretical discussion. And no way.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • Okay, clarification.

                            Guys:

                            Does it matter to you that the girl you're about to sleep with is, or is not, a virgin? If it does, then do you prefer to sleep with a girl who has already had sex, or not?

                            There we go.
                            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                            • Originally posted by Oerdin
                              I'd bet most guys would really like it if they were the only guy his fiance had ever been with.
                              Most guys are idiots. Sex with someone who nkows what she's doing is infinately better than with someone who doesn't. Trust me.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • you know, i honestly don't care if i'm not her first.

                                as long as she and i are as one, then it's fine by me, so long as neither of us stray.

                                then again, i've only been with one, and she and i have been together for years, so...

                                and since we were each other's firsts, so it was a tabula rasa situation: we've kinda learned each other's, ah, desires.
                                B♭3

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