The Art of Seduction

[Q Classic]

Welcome to korean romance Waaay different expectations, especially when they start pushing 30 (I believe the word for someone who is more than a year or two past 30 and unmarried translates to roughly "unmarryable"). You get things like one of my students going through 49 blind dates to find his wife, you can't look at this seem through a western perspective or things look a lot creepier than they seem to both participants.

plenty of good movies with that subject.
try "marriage is a crazy thing (crazy marriage)", or "i wish i had a wife too...".
the first one is definitely rated r, though. definitely.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I had another question for all you guys out there.

Does it matter if you're not her first?

Wouldn't make a difference to me. A bit of experience would likely make her better in the sack. In fact I'd probably prefer it if she'd been with someone else. Having said that .. there is a limit. Noboy wants to go out with a slut.

Me and my g/f were both virgins the first time we were "together" so neither of us knew just how crap the sex was at the time. Learning how to do it right and experimenting with someone has sure been fun, but if we ever split up and I got together with another girl I'd prefer it if she'd had a partner or two (but not 10 or 15) in the past.

[duke o' york]

I maintain that counting cycles is too weird. If you suggest making things more serious, and she declines by making it clear that she can't at the moment then that's fine - you just have to wait. But to stalk her so that you know when her cycles are is too damned freaky! It's not the sort of thing that you might overhear her saying on the bus now is it?

To prove how good they are, I'd just like to pre-emptively cancel Sonic Undermind gigs at my house, my local and my workplace! Though if they're up for noodles than they're welcome round! When you're on your next tour perhaps.

[MikeH]

It's not the sort of thing that you might overhear her saying on the bus now is it?

Yes.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I had another question for all you guys out there.

Does it matter if you're not her first?

Yes. Who wants to have sex with a virgin? They have no idea what they're doing.

[duke o' york]

So you were stalking her!

She wouldn't say it, even to her mates, if she knew you were there! Eating noodles.

[FrustratedPoet]

I heard a couple of girls (14-16) having a sickeningly graphic discussion about their periods on the bus once, actually. The words "flow" and "soaked" plus the phrase "on the blob" featured several times. Charming young ladies there were.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by duke o' york She wouldn't say it, even to her mates, if she knew you were there! Eating noodles.

Depends on the girls.

[duke o' york]

But wouldn't you then think "Charming young ladies" and make your excuses. If you were to pursue such a creatively descriptive type then it may well be you she'd discuss with her mates on future bus journies. I don't know about you, but that would get my noodles in a twist.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I had another question for all you guys out there.

Does it matter if you're not her first?

First what?

First boyfriend? Preferably not. First murder victim? Definitely not. The person to keep her "first night?" Doesn't matter to me, but SO insists that it will have to wait until after marriage.

[Alinestra Covelia]

One of my exes was a generally really nice guy all round but he liked a few weird things. I'm not sure how I'd go about describing this on a public forum, but suffice it to say that he liked to earn his Red Wings by dining out at the Lazy "Y" when the painters were in redecorating, and his favorite dish was the tuna taco with cranberry relish. Usually when he'd finished, he'd actually try to kiss me afterwards but the prospect of getting a faceful of pasata grin or Mexican lipstick after a bout of crimson tide was just too sickening for words.

It made me want to call Huey, it did.

[chequita guevara]

You know, that's one of those things that you really didn't need to share with us.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by duke o' york
But wouldn't you then think "Charming young ladies" and make your excuses. If you were to pursue such a creatively descriptive type then it may well be you she'd discuss with her mates on future bus journies. I don't know about you, but that would get my noodles in a twist.

I know some charming young ladies who don't feel it's wrong to discuss having "the scratchy beavers in".

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I had another question for all you guys out there.

Does it matter if you're not her first?

Nah, inexperience can be downright painful at times...
*shudders*

[FrustratedPoet]

Ali:

Oh. My. God.

I don't know whether to vomit or applaud you for such a masterful description. I'd do both only I think I'd get spew all over my hands.

"tuna taco with cranberry relish". ****ing genius! (although gross)