The Art of Seduction

[Drake Tungsten]

Yeah, you're smarter than me like that.

After, re-reading the first couple posts, I really can't figure out why I assumed the guy was Korean. Must've been a lucky guess. Certainly not any sort of intelligence on the part of my dumbass.

[Bosh]

And Boshko... smoke me a kipper, would you? I'll be back before breakfast!

What a guy!

it's okay for a guy to visit "Love Hotels"

But they have such nice complimentary drinks in the fridge, so hard to resist

[Q Classic]

even with koreans being absolutely psychotic and what not, he still seems greazy to me.

then again, since i'm americanized... i suppose i have quite a different viewpoint.

[Drake Tungsten]

even with koreans being absolutely psychotic and what not

I knew you'd see the light eventually.

[Q Classic]

I knew you'd see the light eventually.

well, it comes from china. it's this wierd cultural transmission thing.

none of the chinese are sane, and they're just kinda bright.
koreans are psychotic, but geniuses.
japanese are completely, utterly, outrageously loony, and they tend to be idiot savants.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I liked the whole "pampered retreat" thing. I guess I either didn't do a good job of describing it the way she told me, or the whole gender difference thing was bigger than I thought.

It's an old tactic. You see it even in the movies Granted, if it works, why wreck your brain?

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I'm not into teddy bears but I thought that was a cute idea... Now if only some guy could find a romantic way of giving me jewelry and a GameCube...

Calling Alexnm, take note!

[Q Classic]

i wonder what he cooked for her.

if it was something like bibimbap, then i'd tell her that she's wasting her time.

now, something along the lines of, oh, i dunno, olgaengi, or crab, then, maybe she's not.

[monolith94]

The guy could have saved himself alot by just buying himself a morning-after pill for her.

[Bosh]

Hey if its a Korean guy, she's probably lucky if he can cook lameon...

[Q Classic]

hey! i resemble that comment!

[Bosh]

I guess it must be hard to get the water hot enough sometimes, and slippery the little packs of spices are

[Urban Ranger]

What the heck is lameon? Is it pronounced as "lame-on?"

[Bosh]

pronounced lah-meon or lah-mayon, bit hard to transliterate.
all makes a little more sense when you realize how often koreans swap l's and r's

[Alinestra Covelia]

You won't believe this but I'm eating a packet of that RIGHT NOW as I read your post!

Far out.

I think it was spelled with an "R" on the package, though.

[Imran Siddiqui]

As if the above weren't enough testament to his organizational skills, the final coup de grace came when she worried she might be pregnant, after the event. With admirable coolness, he summoned up his formidable presence of mind and gave her an eloquent rationale as to why, owing to certain cycles which he had evidently monitored very closely, it was impossible for her to get pregnant at that time.

Scary! I mean, yeah you'd know a person's cycles after dating her for a little bit, but to monitor cycles after not really knowing her that much (so it seems) is definetly creepy.

That and setting up everything and anything just right so that he could get laid is also a bit creepy. If it had just been making dinner and getting her into bed (rubbing her back and all), then fine. But the teddy and the cycle monitoring and the cloth for the peanut oil (which was actually just for the sex)? Damn...