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my girlfriends are named mpg
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Oh, I forgot one.
IT woman: whatever goes wrong must be YOUR fault, not hers for setting things up that way.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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Make that two.
MCSE woman: like IT woman, but with a certificate to prove she set it up right, so it must be YOUR fault.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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Thanks
THIS THREAD IS F*CKING STUPIDComment
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".
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SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.Comment
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Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
Except for the people that made most of their posts when OT posts counted towards post count
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Re: Humor workshop
I meant vapour ware in that it's unlikely that she'll ever exist in any tangible form.Originally posted by Straybow
MikeH, you are on the right track.
VAPOR-WARE woman: makes lots of promises, then disappears without an explanation.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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I married APPLE MACINTOSH WOMAN: Way better than most women, but only a few people know it and she herself does her damnedest to keep anyone from finding out."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Xerox Alto woman: compact, powerful, elegant, state-of-the-art, highly academic, sexy, and in extremely limited production.
Mine.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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She's behind you isn't she?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.Comment
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That's the same as mpg woman.I meant vapour ware in that it's unlikely that she'll ever exist in any tangible form.
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Same with mine, though not because of what she does, but what she doesn't.Way better than most women, but only a few people know it.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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/me raises his hand.Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
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