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  • #16
    Originally posted by Makeo
    Yup, 5000 of Provost harrisons postcount are variations of "I'll have a cherryade."
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    • #17
      I first posted here when I was a settler, and most of my posts are on OTF!

      Lay off the newbies!!

      I would answer but my girlfriend now browses OT
      Sorry about that
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      • #18
        Don't worry. Just as long as she doesn't find CGN
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        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
        But he would think of something

        "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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        • #19
          Shouldn't you get back to work Drogue? Honestly, getting paid to go on Apolyton... you really must enjoy your job!
          Last edited by Whaleboy; September 1, 2003, 11:29.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Drogue
            I would answer but my girlfriend now browses OTF
            Good move, Drogue.

            Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
            Couldn't have said it better myself
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            • #21
              Originally posted by elijah
              Shouldn't you get back to work Drogue? Honestly, getting paid to go on Apolyton... you really must enjoy your job!
              I do, and my boss has gone home Besides, I'm a lowly paid trainee, they don't care what I do. Every week I report on what I've done, and they seem happy so far. Besides, some of use can multitask

              Originally posted by Verres
              Good move, Drogue.
              That grin is so much scarier knowing the look on your face when you post it

              Originally posted by Verres
              Couldn't have said it better myself
              (I seem to use that face a lot) Though SMAC is worth it, and much of it was spam intellectual discussion
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              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
              But he would think of something

              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                Likely he met one with her head far up her arse as you have your. Lighten up, you give terrorists an easier time than you give him.
                Edit: I hope you mean this rina guy.

                Last edited by BeBMan; September 1, 2003, 12:36.
                Blah

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                • #23
                  Edit: Never mind I don't want to feed the troll.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #24
                    The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".
                    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                    • #25
                      I bet rina has HIS candy cane full of sugar..... no sir, you're not fooling us. We can smell your testosterone!
                      In da butt.
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                      • #26
                        Um... I was under the impression this thread was a bit of fun, and that Rina was just making a joke. Does anyone seriously believe he's trying to have a dig at women? I thought they were funny, but it's not like anyone actually see's women like computer parts (though I'm looking in Kassi's direction ).
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                        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                        But he would think of something

                        "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                        • #27
                          Good move, Drogue
                          He has the instinct for self-preservation.. I wonder why Verres..

                          Besides, some of use can multitask
                          Some of us can monotask!

                          The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg"
                          "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                          "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                            The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".
                            /me takes a look at the "gf's"



                            /me wonders what everybody means by a "real girlfriend"
                            This space is empty... or is it?

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                            • #29
                              There goes Lazarus with his anti-GIF bias again. Tsk.
                              Actually, I don't have a girlfriend of *any* kind...
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                              • #30
                                Humor workshop

                                No, no, no. This is sad. Really sad.

                                MikeH, you are on the right track.
                                VAPOR-WARE woman: makes lots of promises, then disappears without an explanation.
                                Drogue, that wouldn't be the HARD DISK woman, it would be
                                FLOPPY woman: Thinks about you until she bumps into somebody with a magnetic personality.
                                INTERNET is too vague, and the punch line on E-MAIL needs work. Combine (and get the order right):
                                AOL woman: Will give access to anyone for $21.95

                                E-MAIL woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are of no interest whatsoever.

                                SPAM woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are offers to give access for $21.95
                                MULTIMEDIA and CD-ROM are all wrong:
                                MULTIMEDIA woman: Showy and makes alot of noise, always changing everything in an attempt to make it "pretty."

                                CD-ROM woman: Easily works herself into a spin, but you have to have her around to play games with.
                                The delivery on VIRUS woman is terrible—that's no way to set up a joke! KISS = KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!
                                VIRUS woman: Installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her she'll ruin everything.
                                Then you need the opposite of WINDOWS woman:
                                LINUX woman: The ideal whom you know would do everything right, but is so high maintenance that you don't dare approach her.
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