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  • Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?

    HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
    RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

    WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
    your four basic needs.

    SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!

    INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

    SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

    MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

    E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

  • #2
    Why do you hate women so much?
    Blah

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    • #3
      Mine's vapour ware.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BeBro
        Why do you hate women so much?
        Because we dont have them.
        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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        • #5
          Blah

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          • #6
            I would answer but my girlfriend now browses OTF

            I think the HD one works better as:
            HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, until she meets a male with a magnetic effect, when she immediately forgets that you exist
            Smile
            For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
            But he would think of something

            "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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            • #7


              DL DANCE

              I don't care if rina isn't actually a DL, settlers don't belong in OTF

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              • #8
                Why not?

                Some of us never visit the on topic forums.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #9
                  just like you haven't 4339 time.
                  Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.

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                  • #10
                    I think I came here and posted when I was a settler, and nobody said a thing to me.
                    1011 1100
                    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Makeo
                      just like you haven't 4339 time.
                      I haven't, the off topic posts used to count towards your post count.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BeBro
                        Why do you hate women so much?
                        Likely he met one with her head far up her arse as you have your. Lighten up, you give terrorists an easier time than you give him.
                        Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                        Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                        "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                        From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MikeH


                          I haven't, the off topic posts used to count towards your post count.
                          really?
                          Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MikeH
                              Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
                              Smile
                              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                              But he would think of something

                              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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