Originally posted by Makeo
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Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?
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I first posted here when I was a settler, and most of my posts are on OTF!
Lay off the newbies!!
I would answer but my girlfriend now browses OT"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
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Shouldn't you get back to work Drogue? Honestly, getting paid to go on Apolyton... you really must enjoy your job!Last edited by Whaleboy; September 1, 2003, 11:29."I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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Originally posted by Drogue
I would answer but my girlfriend now browses OTF
Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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Originally posted by elijah
Shouldn't you get back to work Drogue? Honestly, getting paid to go on Apolyton... you really must enjoy your job!
Originally posted by Verres
Good move, Drogue.
Originally posted by Verres
Couldn't have said it better myselfspamintellectual discussionSmile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
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Edit: Never mind I don't want to feed the troll.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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I bet rina has HIS candy cane full of sugar..... no sir, you're not fooling us. We can smell your testosterone!In da butt.
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Um... I was under the impression this thread was a bit of fun, and that Rina was just making a joke. Does anyone seriously believe he's trying to have a dig at women? I thought they were funny, but it's not like anyone actually see's women like computer parts (though I'm looking in Kassi's direction ).Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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Good move, Drogue
Besides, some of use can multitask
The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg""I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".
/me wonders what everybody means by a "real girlfriend"This space is empty... or is it?
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There goes Lazarus with his anti-GIF bias again. Tsk.
Actually, I don't have a girlfriend of *any* kind...
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Humor workshop
No, no, no. This is sad. Really sad.
MikeH, you are on the right track.
Drogue, that wouldn't be the HARD DISK woman, it would beVAPOR-WARE woman: makes lots of promises, then disappears without an explanation.
INTERNET is too vague, and the punch line on E-MAIL needs work. Combine (and get the order right):FLOPPY woman: Thinks about you until she bumps into somebody with a magnetic personality.
MULTIMEDIA and CD-ROM are all wrong:AOL woman: Will give access to anyone for $21.95
E-MAIL woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are of no interest whatsoever.
SPAM woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are offers to give access for $21.95
The delivery on VIRUS woman is terrible—that's no way to set up a joke! KISS = KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!MULTIMEDIA woman: Showy and makes alot of noise, always changing everything in an attempt to make it "pretty."
CD-ROM woman: Easily works herself into a spin, but you have to have her around to play games with.
Then you need the opposite of WINDOWS woman:VIRUS woman: Installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her she'll ruin everything.
LINUX woman: The ideal whom you know would do everything right, but is so high maintenance that you don't dare approach her.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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