How Gay are You? Starchild Version

[red_jon]

Shorter than going over the whole bloody list.


I moisturise, sleep with men, drink too much, take drugs and Conservatives keep following me round waving a little noose.

But I only read Gay Times for the articles.

[st_swithin]

There's always time for lube. If you forget that, it always hurts.

We're talking about sailboats, que no?

[JohnT]

2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her.
I said "she's gorgeous" and I fell...
Here in town there's only she,
Who's as beautiful as me.
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle...

But I can't be gay! I have a child!

[st_swithin]

Right, and the Pope doesn't poop in the woods, and Bears are never Catholic.

[MOBIUS]

2/20 and neither of those involved having sex with men...

[Inverse Icarus]

2/20

[Jon Shafer]

No.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Trip
No.

Yes.

[Sikander]

0 out of 20, though I used to moisturize before my girlfriend moved in and disrupted decades of behavioral inertia. Now I still try to moisturize, but I can never find the lotion when I need it. (It's always on her dressing table, even the extra I bought so it would be in the bathroom where I need it.)

Amusingly, I do have some "feminine" qualities, mostly people skill stuff and good taste in art and design. But none of these things tend to apply to me physically, where I'm as hetero and butch as anyone is likely to want to be.

[st_swithin]

My dad always looked like crap in everything but a suit as well, although I often wonder if that was a state of mind rather than a state of being.

You know, if you wear a monkey suit, you feel like a monkey. Wear your birthday suit and you feel like it's your birthday.

Depends on the uniform you choose.

Check, please.

[Zylka]

Burn this shiyaya to the effing ground and come hang out in an intelligent, cool thread!

[Skanky Burns]

If I am wearing my birthday suit, I expect a "present".

[st_swithin]

You gotta go outside like that to get anything, and it might not 'quite' be what you were expecting.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Trip
No.

Explain this, then.

[st_swithin]

Photoshop.

Easy peasy Japanesey.