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Nobody looks good in an Hawaiian shirt- it simply looks like someone went into a hardware shop, bought 6 different tins of paint, drank them at random, sat on a whirlygig, then threw up.
That said, no to most of the list, except for the men thing, the moisturiser (it is Australia- if you don't moisturise you end up looking like Uluru), the Gay Pride marches and the coffee- because I happen to like coffees from around the world, not because I wish to be seen drinking it.
Never wore makeup- I have an alabaster skin that Jane Seymour would be proud of. The disco lip sync is a bit of a cliche- they usually employ that in films to let you know how gay a character is ('Longtime Companion' e.g.).
That said, no to most of the list, except for the men thing, the moisturiser (it is Australia- if you don't moisturise you end up looking like Uluru), the Gay Pride marches and the coffee- because I happen to like coffees from around the world, not because I wish to be seen drinking it.
Never wore makeup- I have an alabaster skin that Jane Seymour would be proud of. The disco lip sync is a bit of a cliche- they usually employ that in films to let you know how gay a character is ('Longtime Companion' e.g.).
@ Boris ! 
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