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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Explain this, then.
Explain this, then.
WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers!
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WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers!
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Have the pot of gold waiting ok, I'm in a hurry.Originally posted by st_swithin
See y'all on the other side of the sky.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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No on all counts! Safely straight! I can continue being a catholic conservative!
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If that is Trip, he is a cutie.Originally posted by Wittlich
WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers!
*right click. Save Picture As....*Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.
That's three questionsOriginally posted by Starchild
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.
Overall, no (i'd never buy any of it)
Originally posted by Starchild
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
6) I moisturise my skin.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.
All but that last bit (I'm sure we see Sarah Michelle Gellar in very different waysOriginally posted by Starchild
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.
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NoOriginally posted by Starchild
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.
No. How do you see the shirt with a big woolly sweater on though? You and a big sweater and jeans can look good on anyone. It's more the thinking or knowing that you look good in it that makes you more gay.Originally posted by Starchild
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
11) I use the word fabulous.
You did, but I don't.Originally posted by Starchild
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?
Yes (because a 4th meal is always good), yes (because I like coffee) and no (because I don't like half naked men).Originally posted by Starchild
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.
No, but she is proof that money cannot buy you taste (and that stylists are ridiculously overpriced for the crap they spring on us).Originally posted by Starchild
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*
YES! (hmmm... Louise's influence methinksOriginally posted by Starchild
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini. )
Oh yes, and I hate them tooOriginally posted by Starchild
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves. (I'm a voter who isn't swayed by the words "lower taxes", because I don't pay them )
NoOriginally posted by Starchild
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.
Yes you did, and no I don't.Originally posted by Starchild
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?
3/20, so I'd say I'm pretty straight.Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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Down, boy. Down. Yes, that is he.Originally posted by Wittlich
WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers!
His shirt there originally said "I eat glue." Had my photoshopping skills been up to par, I would have made a rather...different change.
Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Do the gay tie-the-sleeves-and-drape-over-the-shoulders thing.How do you see the shirt with a big woolly sweater on though?
Effects of biological reproduction on memorization of Disney lyrics are not included in adolescent gay thought. The question is therefore not a good indicator of gayness.How can I be gay? I have a child!(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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1/20...I happen to like ABBA, okay
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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The reason I like coming to Apolyton so much is because most of us have one thing in common:
WE LOVE MEN.
For those of you denying gayness, GETTHEFUGGOUT!!!!
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Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
noOriginally posted by Starchild
1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.
noOriginally posted by Starchild
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.
no -- somewhat music illiterate hereOriginally posted by Starchild
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.
yes -- I fell in love with Cher's music more than onceOriginally posted by Starchild
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.
no -- I have never dyed my hair in my life so farOriginally posted by Starchild
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.
no -- not on regular basis, anywayOriginally posted by Starchild
6) I moisturise my skin.
no -- but I enjoy going to Gay Pride events without that customized t-shirtOriginally posted by Starchild
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.
yes -- sometimesOriginally posted by Starchild
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.
DUH -- yesOriginally posted by Starchild
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.
yesOriginally posted by Starchild
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.
yes -- sometimes, not constantlyOriginally posted by Starchild
11) I use the word fabulous.
YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Starchild
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?
yesOriginally posted by Starchild
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.
no -- never have in my lifeOriginally posted by Starchild
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.
um, no -- but I do use sarcasm SOMETIMESOriginally posted by Starchild
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.
what's the question??Originally posted by Starchild
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*
no -- I have never used recreational drugsOriginally posted by Starchild
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini.
no -- I believe many conservatives are more ignorant about gays, rather than outright hatefulOriginally posted by Starchild
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves.
if you say soOriginally posted by Starchild
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.
YESOriginally posted by Starchild
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Re: Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
Alcohol was also mentioned, and we have unflattering evidence in this forum as to your usage of it.Originally posted by MrFun
no -- I have never used recreational drugsTutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Yes, I'm a social drinker.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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10/20
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
"I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's."
No, but I had a ABBA 45" back in the late 70's.
"I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation."
Except the buying CD's part. I'll accept 1/2 a point.
"I moisturise my skin."
I have to. Hard water & dry skin don't mix.
"I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras."
Hmmm. I've been to a GP parade, and I recognized one of my friends on the TV in a parade. Mebbe annuder 1/2 point.
"I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits."
Only if I truly feel like it.
"I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter."
I did wind up wearing lipstick from time to time, usually on various parts of my anatomy.
"I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety."
Except that my delicate inner soul is pretty calloused by now, and replace *****iness with grumpiness.
"The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves."
I'm sure that if I asked, they'd loathe me.
7 & 2 1/2 points. Not gay, but possibly a little flighty.
BONUS QUESTION: More than one of your employees has said, "I swear I thought you were gay!!!"I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Re: Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
That's about the same I got.Originally posted by Drogue
3/20, so I'd say I'm pretty straight.
Remember, there's gay, then there's starchild gay.
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