How Gay are You? Starchild Version

[Starchild]

Re: Re: Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version

Originally posted by red_jon

That's about the same I got.


Remember, there's gay, then there's starchild gay.

Bah. You just act gay to attend the company picnics and get access to the space weapons.

[MrFun]

I guess I don't fit the stereotypical label of a gay man.

[Wittlich]

Originally posted by MrFun
I guess I don't fit the stereotypical label of a gay man.

Well of course you don't dear ... after all, you live in Illinois

J/K - Illinois is not that bad - almost, but not quite.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Wittlich


Well of course you don't dear ... after all, you live in Illinois

J/K - Illinois is not that bad - almost, but not quite.

Well, I moved out of Iowa into Illinois -- maybe I'm moving up in the world.

[FrostyBoy]

I got 0/20

Which I am glad, because some of those things I can't stand at all.

Drinking Expensive Coffee so ppl can see you? That is lame, sorry.

Watching Sex in the city, that is also just as lame.

Nothing against you, just those two things I can't stand about certain people. Whenever I see people TRYING to be social, I immediately think "sad".

Most of the rest, well most of it applies to gay life, and I don't have much experience or say in that area.

[Japher]

this is how I, a straight man, tell if someone is gay:

1. They go by their full name and not an abbreviated one (Robert, not Rob)
2. They own at least 3 albums by Erasure and/or Barbra Streisand
3. They can tell the difference betwee eggshell and off-white
4. They realize that jewlery is an acessory and not just a gift to give to get into someones pants
5. They think Will and Grace is a good show
6. They have the gaul to tell a woman that they look bad
7. If their shoes have laces then those laces are made of leather
8. The giggle whenever you mention Tightend or the Packers
9. They touch their face a lot (sounds odd, but...)
10. They sleep with men

It generally only takes the first three...

[Gangerolf]

well I've used some kind of moisturiser against frostbite. and a couple of times after getting sunburnt because my mum told me to. that's about it.

I do gesture with my hands (but not in a "gay" fashion I think)

Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another BEER

[Jon Shafer]

I don't look anything like that picture any more.

I wonder where that shirt went... err... what?

Accurate except my hair is longer. Wearing contacts all the time is a pain.

[Boris Godunov]

There seems to be some mold or something on your chin.

[Jon Shafer]

We already know I have no style, remember?

[Boris Godunov]

Dear lord, that hair...looks like someone parked the ass of a bonobo on your head. And get some sleeker glasses! There's no excuse for having those telescope lenses parked on your face.

[Jon Shafer]

I guess this is what I should have expected posting in this thread.

[Boris Godunov]

Can we make you over? We'll have our own Apolyton Fab 5. Only, since none of the other gays here seem to have any real sense of fashion, culture, etiquette, etc., it looks like I may have to do all the work myself...

[Jon Shafer]

If it'll make you sleep better tonight.

[Jon Shafer]

Oh, and vote a 10 for me at HotOrNot...