I just got my ass kicked

[Pekka]

Norton of course!

[st_swithin]

Yep, I also call him the wandering Jew - he sh1ts all over the place, walks in like he owns the place, eats all the food without ever tipping the waitress, drinks wherever and whenever he wants - even out of the toilet - and he looks like a little Catholic white boy on Ash Wednesday. He's also addicted to the 'nip.

Funny thing is, I named him after Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton I, a character in a Mark Twain story. In retrospect, I could have named him Jesus H. Chr1st.

So, what's the story, morning glory?

[Pekka]

I thought you named it after Edward Norton

[st_swithin]

Nope, he looked like a prince and acted like a Jew. I don't know what Edward Norton's like, other than his 2d texture maps.

[Pekka]

edited

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by st_swithin
Well, if you're right-handed, it's not much more a description than a 'brand.'

When I was younger, I would sometimes wish I had the strength to do so, but I'd rather let her live, knowing that I'll never again acknowledge her evil.

I didn't weigh more than 100 lbs. until I was 25 years old, so I've never been what you could call physically intimidating. These days, I can just about make 120 if I'm wearing all my clothes and a pair of shoes.

You can see from my stats that I'm not related to Calista Flockheart.

well, i imagine when (its a matter of when, my friends, not if ) i kill a man, ill use a firearm. It is most effecient and effective, able to kill with ease from long range or short, adn in an instant or in hours (if not 'merely' maim) at the shooters liking if in the hands of a skillful user. guns give weak people like us the ability to have power over strong people (like pekka)


but thats neither here nor there.
you've had a hard life (like me, tho not nearly as harsh as yours and otehrs here), and like others you are only made stronger by the adversity you have faced. And your lifetime accomplishments are made that much greater because of how far you have to come to achieve them.
My story will be a rags to riches one, i know it. Ive already come so far, that even if i fail it is something i will still pride myself on. That many people who have had a million more advantages than me but only have gone half as far is a testament to my ability and hard work (and that of those who have helped me, to whom ill be forever thankful), and its only the begining... at least this is how i look at things to make myself feel better sometimes

pity me now, damn it!

[st_swithin]

*st_swithin plays 'the Devil Went Down to Georgia' on the world's smallest fiddle.

I bet the other side of the sky that you have a goatee. Maybe a forked tail, too, but that's neither here nor there.

I'm a sniper, not a skip tracer. I like a long-range semi-automatic with a 'scope, for those 'special targets.'

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[st_swithin]

pekka: Ed Norton edits his texture maps?

[David Floyd]

Pekka,

Sorry 'bout the whole getting your ass kicked thing. It happens to all of us though, at one time or another

My striking is much better than my ground game, so I'd rather stand up with people, but if it goes to the ground I know what I'm doing (especially if we are striking on the ground).

[st_swithin]

OW! Cut it out!

[Ted Striker]

Speaking of hitting it, st_swithin you wanna get together for some mad rebound sex?

[st_swithin]

Subtle...
You really gotta work on those pickup lines.
"Can I stick it in yet?" is definitely not the smoothest.

And I think you meant to say,
Speaking of hitting it, st_swithin you wanna get together for some mad rebound sex AGAIN?

[Ted Striker]

[st_swithin]

Fvckin' rematch.

You're lucky I'm gonna wait until you're looking this time, before I hit you.

:P

[Ted Striker]

Last time when you hit me from behind I felt humiliated afterwards.