I just got my ass kicked

[st_swithin]

Would you feel better if I said I was sorry? Personally, I've always felt that the word 'sorry' only ever made the speaker feel any better, rather than the victim.

It was the only way to get your attention, since you had your head in the clouds.

Vern Troyer to Yao Ming: Hey, do you play basketball?
Yao Ming to Vern Troyer: No, do you play miniature golf?

[Ted Striker]

No, no apologies necessary. It's easier to build me up after destroying my self esteem.

I enjoy this interaction, it's sortof like being in a J-Lo Ben Affleck relationship.

[Pekka]

Get a room you two.

[Ted Striker]

Maybe you and your boys can rough up the desk clerk and get us in for free you roughriders!!!

[st_swithin]

You wanna get the desk clerk, or should I? Actually, you should - I can't reach over the counter. And we're gonna have to take your car - I keep losing the key to mine. I blame the government.

I don't care for the comparison to Ben Affleck and JLo - I'd really like to think that my a55 looks a little better than that. Well, that and I like to think that I have a personality, but I figure if I don't put something blatantly shallow regarding my physical appearance, no-one will believe I'm a girl.

I mean, I'm not particularly interested in following anyone around to their film sites to make sure they're not scoping out the local talent or anything. Right? RIGHT?!?

[Ted Striker]

Cops keep roughing you up and taking your keys huh? That's aight since you are with me they give whitey and a guest a free pass. They even roughed up the desk clerk for us! "Have a nice day sir!"

You ever see J-Lo in her Fly Girl days? You can't and my theory is that she bought the rights to the old shows so nobody can remember what she looks like.

My car is broke so I'm heading over on the Metro...I'll see you when I get there.

Sing it Coolio!

[st_swithin]

That 'sir' thing was really confusing for a while, you know.

I was having some serious doubts about my gender - I kept checking to see if I'd somehow sprouted a penis, but everyone around me thought I was just scratching my balls.

THANK GOD FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!!! If I never have to drive anywhere ever again, I will have finally lived in Paradise!

I hate driving. Did I mention that I really, really, really hate driving? I hate driving.

[Ted Striker]

Hey, you're not that angry Chinese lady with the shaved head that works at Panda Express are you?

Driving rules when it's after 9pm but otherwise is a pain in ass. Speaking of which I am going to slap yours.

[st_swithin]

Only if you're lucky, and only if you're faster than me.

I can outrun any mosquito when I'm awake, and I can turn on almost any computer. How's that for a resume'?

[Panag]

Originally posted by st_swithin
You wanna get the desk clerk, or should I? Actually, you should - I can't reach over the counter. And we're gonna have to take your car - I keep losing the key to mine. I blame the government.

I don't care for the comparison to Ben Affleck and JLo - I'd really like to think that my a55 looks a little better than that. Well, that and I like to think that I have a personality, but I figure if I don't put something blatantly shallow regarding my physical appearance, no-one will believe I'm a girl.

I mean, I'm not particularly interested in following anyone around to their film sites to make sure they're not scoping out the local talent or anything. Right? RIGHT?!?

hi ,

well if you would only post your pic so that people can actually believe you are a girl , .......

MSS Power , .......

have a nice day you little angel

[Solver]

Panag - she is a girl . And I believe I'm still waiting for your picture.

[Pekka]

David, on the sidenote, did you see Pride Total Elimination 2003 just now? MAN WHAT A THRILLER! I called every 7 fights correctly . Except that I believe Rodriquez won Nogueira and judges decision was kind of odd. If you didn't see it, go ahead and see it. 3 BIG knock outs. I mean huge knock outs. One TKO, and .. good fights! I can't wait for Novembers finals.

[Panag]

Originally posted by Solver
Panag - she is a girl . And I believe I'm still waiting for your picture.

hi ,

sure , can you prove she is one , .......


and btw , you should read your mail more often , especially the one thats weeks old , ......

have a nice day

[Dinner]

You Finns are a violent bunch with all of this drinking and fighting. You'd better watch out or people will start to confuss you with English football fans.

[Pekka]

Oerdin, that's not true..