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  • #76
    EVERYONE I know that was looking for the perfect girl, is still looking. (and playing civ in their underwear all night) All my married friends settled for less than perfect. Go Figure.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #77
      the fvck joke

      I don't believe the 1/10 concept, BTW... it's lim (y-->0, x->oo) (y/x)

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      • #78
        ask mike, think it comes from a film (twin town rings a bell).
        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Ecthelion
          I don't believe the 1/10 concept, BTW... it's lim (y-->0, x->oo) (y/x)
          While I would never have the guts to try that approach... This guy never had any problems with it.

          But then again... he was a good looking guy
          Keep on Civin'
          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #80
            Most of the guys that believed in and were successful using the 1/10 theory were reasonably good looking guys. If you're trollish, make that the 1/1000 theory.

            RAH
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #81
              anway... theory sucks and talking these things with experienced guys only makes things worse

              Az, I'm appalled

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              • #82
                "I see you have no real plans to ever get married"
                I figure if there are good looking women who can like a movie like Kangaroo Jack, I'll be able to find one that can tolerate such a wretch as me.

                "All my married friends settled for less than perfect. Go Figure."
                So did their wives!
                "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                Drake Tungsten
                "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                Albert Speer

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by rah
                  It doesn't matter if they're your type. Everyone needs to practice. And practicing with girls that aren't your type takes the pressure off. An attempt to flirt does not commit you to marriage and kids. And maybe if a girl your type sees you flirting with someone else, you may seem more desirable.

                  Practice practice practice. So you don't choke when it counts.
                  I understand that, but I just can't get interested in girls, who acts exactly as all other girls... Everybody around here, simply does the same thing as their friends does, because they say "It's cool"... if a girl has the guts to say "It might be cool for you, but I hate it", then I'd be more interested
                  This space is empty... or is it?

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by rah
                    EVERYONE I know that was looking for the perfect girl, is still looking. (and playing civ in their underwear all night)
                    "Is that the Eiffel Tower, or are you just happy to see me?"
                    Old posters never die.
                    They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....

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                    • #85
                      And of course, if you find that almost perfect girl, she'll let you play civ all night in your underwear.

                      RAH
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #86
                        I've found the best way to flirt is to have a large penis.

                        I suck at flirting, too.

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                        • #87
                          Anybody have any strategies for this: cute girl working as a cashier at a supermarket in my neighbourhood. I prefer to ask someone out after I got the chance to get to know her a bit but there isn't much of an opportunity to have chat. (obviously) but I've never seen her outside of her workplace either. How do I handle this?
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                          • #88
                            Say, "So do you like work here or something?"

                            Stupid can be cute.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #89
                              Genius!

                              But how about waiting at the entrance until her working day is over?
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                              • #90
                                Then I can look both stupid and stalkative.
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