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  • #61
    That was not a troll, Azz.

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    • #62
      It's a 'lol' rating.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #63
        Originally posted by MikeH


        Ah, just like oral sex then.

        I was waiting for someone to make that comment but I was figuring that it would be a female, or one of our gay troopers.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #64
          is Mike Hunt a gay trooper?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by rah I was waiting for someone to make that comment but I was figuring that it would be a female, or one of our gay troopers.
            I'm just glad I got there first.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #66
              "Gay trooper" ...

              Better say something like "a soldier of love".
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #67
                in the army of lovers?

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                • #68
                  Ecthelion gets the drift.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by monolith94
                    And if you ever worry that you might not find a girl with low enough standards to like you, just look at Ming and Rah... even they were able to get married!!!


                    Good point

                    And Azazel... "I would never think of marrying a girl which isn't perfect."



                    I see you have no real plans to ever get married
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #70
                      You're just taunting us to get out and laugh too, just so that you could know who we are and then ban us.

                      Besides, finding A girl is not the problem. Finding THE girl is an obstacle.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #71
                        Iiiiiiiiii'm crucifiiiiiiieeeeeeed..... erm...

                        Finding A girl can be harder than finding THE girl, Az

                        (just trying to add a twist)

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by MikeH
                          Oh, tip for those of you in Wales. My Welsh housemate says you can't fail if you say (in a welsh accent) "Nice shoes luv, fancy a fvck?"


                          i'll have to give that one a try when i get back to swansea, wonder if it'll still work with a cockney accent
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #73
                            could you explain that to me

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                            • #74
                              I had a friend who also believed in the 1 out of 10 concept. He would bet people that he could get laid by somebody he didn't know. He would then ask 10 girls pretty much what MikeH's housemate asked... but more along the lines of... Hey beautiful, you want to go back to my place and _____. Many would slap him in the face, some would just laugh... but usually, it didn't take 10 women before one of them said yes.

                              As the ole saying goes... If you don't ask, they can't say yes
                              Keep on Civin'
                              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • #75
                                explain what?
                                "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                                "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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