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  • Originally posted by Boddington's
    Eye contact?

    This is going to be nothing but a roaring success...
    I'll make sure to have a glass of wine before I go shopping though.
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    • Originally posted by DaShi
      Say, "So do you like work here or something?"

      Stupid can be cute.
      no not stupid, naive
      :-p

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      • Shall I try to be both?
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        • Just be yourself Colon...ummm...on the other hand, erm, yes, be both
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • Originally posted by Colon
            Shall I try to be both?
            not in excess.
            :-p

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            • Originally posted by Provost Harrison
              Just be yourself Colon...ummm...on the other hand, erm, yes, be both
              Being urself and spending a good deal of time to get to know her is like the only 2 things u need to worry about.
              :-p

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              • I'll try to be more naive than stupid, so that she'll maybe take advantage of me.
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                • Well it is fine if you seem endearing, but don't do a Mr Bean, please
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                    Well it is fine if you seem endearing, but don't do a Mr Bean, please
                    once again... not in excess.

                    You can try to be cute by trying take some characteristic that you may think she'll be attracted to, dont get carried away wit it. they'll think ur a freak.

                    Best bet is to be urself if u dont have any idea of what u are doing.
                    :-p

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                    • I don't understand why anyone would ever try to be anything more than who they are. If the relationship lasts, honesty must take precedence and the farsical personality will have to go.
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                      • Remember to tell us what happened

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                        • anyways, back on topic.

                          I just dont flirt at all. And especially wit girls I dont know, I dont see any gains if Im not gonna make some kind of move anyway, and If I was going to make a move I usually take my time to get to know my prey, so theres very little room for flirting wit strangers.
                          :-p

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                          • Here's a lil philosohpy on girls. Felt like philosophizing today Im trying to relate my favorite hobby wit it.

                            getting in a relationship is alot like fishing

                            Sometimes no matter how much you screw up, the fish will swallow the bait whole because it has already decided to fall for you.


                            If you wanna catch striped bass, you hang out where bunkers are... If you wanna catch that girl you gotta hang out where her friends are or whatever it gets you with her.

                            Sometimes they are very picky, and you just need time until they decide whether they will bite or not. If you decide the reel in too soon, you wont get anything, but if ur too hesitant you would have just wasted ur bait and time.

                            If you dont cast(aka try) you dont catch any fish!

                            once youve casted the bait, you really cant do much other than just wait for a response.

                            Ones that get away always seems like the biggest fish you ever could have had....
                            :-p

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                            • Originally posted by Colon
                              How do I handle this?
                              You can always go buy a single item at the supermarket at a time, always wait on her line. You could do it several time a day. When she's curious enough to ask you about it, you say, "I am not interested in buying the stuff, I am interested in seeing you more."
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                              • Originally posted by Urban Ranger


                                You can always go buy a single item at the supermarket at a time, always wait on her line. You could do it several time a day. When she's curious enough to ask you about it, you say, "I am not interested in buying the stuff, I am interested in seeing you more."
                                That's cute enough that it could work.
                                "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                                Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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