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  • Hi Ted

    "SO WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THE WILD THING?!?!?!"
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    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • Originally posted by Azazel
      wow, youre a real big man


      you're just jealous.
      Probably


      Honey, do you want a drink of coke*?

      Can i have a drink a can too?

      * Applicable to almost every consumable item.......

      Honey i'm going for a walk

      You're coming with me

      I dont feel very well

      I dont want sex tonight
      Up The Millers

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      • Manese:

        Hi, my name's Mike

        I noticed you had large breasts, can I have sex with you?
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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          • Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen.


            Thanks Tia.

            Definitely getting mixed signals here. Stuff that's happened after she said this, has been quite different than what she said then.

            Curious. We ended up spending about 2 hours talking after she told me this, and I asked her.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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            • Originally posted by Lorizael
              What if they went out with you for about a week and a half, and then said they didn't want to hurt the friendship? And what if there were a number of other factors (that I don't particularly feel like getting into) that would make a relationship rather unstable and uncomfortable, but that were theoretically temporary?
              I am not quite sure what you are getting at. Are you saying that even you think the relation wouldn't work out?
              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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              • Well, it would have been a risky relationship. But if it had worked, it probably would have been very, very good.
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • Where do you see our relationship going?

                  Are you going to propose to me soon or not?

                  Do you think she's attractive?

                  Tell me I'm more attractive than her.

                  Tell me what you're thinking

                  You better say what I want to hear right now. So guess!

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                  • Don't you play dumb with me.
                    I'm upset with something, and the longer it is until you guess correctly, the madder I will be.
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • Too many of you guys are whipped. Any demend for my time for something I do not like and outside the scope of official ousehold duty gets met with either "no" or "what tribute do you offer".
                      Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                      Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                      "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                      From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                      • ...oddly enough, lefty, i beleive you. maybe you could offer up some pointers and help out your fellow man. **evil grin**
                        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                        • I love you

                          - I want to make you feel uncomfortable by saying this only after knowing you for one miserable week. Go on big boy, choke on yourself. DIE DIE DIEEEEE!!!
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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