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  • #61
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • #62
      why are we talking about anvil again?
      B♭3

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      • #63
        Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
        This photo is even better than the other one in this thread:

        If Avril has acting ambitions, and there's a chick remake of Dumb and Dumber, this look alone would cinch one of the title roles:
        Courtney Love should get the other part.
        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Agathon
          And here's another of his finest
          Cameltoe!
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Stefu
            Based on Spec's earlier thread, I just had to go and download Avril's cover of Chop Suey.

            My... god. It's... horrible. My eyes see visions... man was not meant to see.
            I repeat

            I know I'm very late with this one but i heard Chop Suey, Avril style for the first time last night.
            I thought that people may have been exaggerating when they said she sounded like a colony of hamsters having 10,000 volts shot up their arses.
            But they weren't.








            Periodista : A proposito del escudo de la fe, Elisa, a mí me sorprendía Reutemann diciendo que estaba dispuesto a enfrentarse con el mismísimo demonio (Menem) y después terminó bajándose de la candidatura. Ahí parece que fuera ganando el demonio.

            Elisa Carrio: No, porque si usted lee bien el Génesis dice que la mujer pisará la serpiente.

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            • #66
              My eyes see visions... man was not meant to see.

              Best of all, she's Canadian. Who needs a military when you can decapacitate through music.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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              • #67
                Avril rocks the drums, too

                I love how their list of "most prominent female drummers/percussionists of today" doesn't include Meg White.
                "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                • #68
                  Don't go to this link if you ever have, or ever will, beat your meat to Avril Lavigne



                  This is Avril with no makeup!! Gross!
                  I contend that we are both Atheists. I just believe in one fewer god then you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you'll understand why I dismiss yours.

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                  • #69
                    Who the hell's Avril?
                    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                    • #70
                      Teenage pop icon.

                      Including all the stereotypes a teenage pop icon reflects (is that the right word here?... help me).

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                      • #71
                        And including that she's trying (very hard but with little success) to look like anything but a teenage pop icon.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by kmad
                          Don't go to this link if you ever have, or ever will, beat your meat to Avril Lavigne



                          This is Avril with no makeup!! Gross!
                          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                          • #73
                            She's really not looking anything like herself. There's quite a collection of 'nice' pictures of celebs there. They are really over doing it, pictures of hung over celebs just out from the sheriffs office next to the best picture around. A real contrast.

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                            • #74
                              avril soad style is an atrocity.. she should be skinned, hanged and then burned for that.

                              And to think she earns zillions of dollaros just by acting sissy and not being able to sing decently.. Madonna live is horrible too
                              "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                              "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                              • #75
                                Avril calls herself a punk. Real punks only wear makeup to make them ugly. If she were for real, she would always look like the pics on deansplanet.

                                I actually purchased her album, despite that I'm twice her age. And I was really disappointed. Two radio hits, then just a load of crappy filler songs.
                                So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                                Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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