Avril's brilliant quotes

[Plan Austral]

''I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney.''

"I want people to watch my video and not be staring at my girl parts but to be listening to my lyrics, and hearing what I have to say, and watching me rock out on my guitar. "

[MRT144]

Bullet to the brain...

[Zylka]

HAHAHAHA SPREAD THAT PLAID

[Zylka]

Oh NOOOOOOOO

I just realized I missed her concert a few weeks ago

I had this brilliant plan to bag her, too

Ignorant slut or not, she's my doll - and that was probably the last chance before she comes back a ragged bag eyes coke wh0re

I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO TAINT THAT SEMI INNOCENT, NAIVE 17 YEAR OLD *SOB*

[monolith94]

I always hated her before, but now that she's taken the battle to Shakira, I will reserve the deepest pit of hell for her.
Shakira is soooo cool.

[Zylka]

Who is Shakira?

...and how can a girl not consider herself a slut after approving the publication of a photo like that. Good God, how else are we to think of women with idols like her

[monolith94]

Shakira is the popular 25-year-old Colombian-born singing star who won two 2000 Latin Grammy Awards for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance ("Ojos AsÃ") and Best Female Rock Vocal Performance ("Octavo DÃa").

[Zylka]

KNOW WUT WOULD BE BEST THEN IS A CATTIE MUDFIGHT BEWTEEN TEH 2 HAHA HAA A I CANT WAIT UNTIL THEIR EAGHTE-TEEN!!!

[MichaeltheGreat]

Zylka, I can't wait until you're 18, or at least stop acting like 13.

One more spam post from you, and you get a week off.

[Zylka]

Your definition of spam is as weak as your mid life crisis erections. I've always posted like this and it hasn't been a problem, so go pound back a few more drinks and waste away you fat old f*ck

(and at least try for a 2 star one liner before banning me this time)

Bye!

[monolith94]

hahaha - that's just Z's way, that's just his way... How can ya not love the adorable bouncing hooded... THING...

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Zylka
Your definition of spam is as weak as your mid life crisis erections. I've always posted like this and it hasn't been a problem, so go pound back a few more drinks and waste away you fat old f*ck

(and at least try for a 2 star one liner before banning me this time)

Bye!

How about two weeks instead of two stars?

Bye!

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Let's see, bigot, whiner, two-digit IQ, clueless, and a liar or just terminally full of herself about her musical "ability." Oh, and as packaged and manufactured as anyone.

Another loser.

Well said.

[devilmunchkin]

did avril even graduate from school?
btw, she also doesn't write her songs. however, i assume she's just another fad just like the pop groups....nothing to be taken seriously

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by monolith94
Shakira is the popular 25-year-old Colombian-born singing star who won two 2000 Latin Grammy Awards for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance ("Ojos AsÃ") and Best Female Rock Vocal Performance ("Octavo DÃa").

Shakira is awesome, I really like this girl, great attitude, great stage presence, good to the fans. Songs are actually fun too.