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The Australian invasion is on again!
In contempt of the French nuclear attacks, Australian Fascists yet again recaptured Toulouse, where they were greeted by the emaciated and dying citizens, who wonder aloud why their new leader continues to inflict such pain and suffering on them. Surely the great Monkey would be rolling in his grave at this direction in terror taken by the new leader, with indiscriminate attacks on friends and foe alike with weapons which are an abomination of god!
Lung the Legendary sits on the balcony of his mountain retreat and wonders in incredulity at whether Yeti will drop yet another nuclear warhead on Toulouse. "He must be stark raving mad! Why the great Paul of the Dutch would associate with such a lunatic is one of the great mysteries of the universe!" pondered Lung the Legendary.
Still, the vermin must be banished from the face of the earth, so the fight must go on!Comment
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Turn to Yeti.
Maybe Paul of the Dutch knows the wise words:
Divide your enemies, trust your friends (but not too much) - keep ruling.First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
GandhiComment
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Turn to Don
Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:
The remains of the Aussie offensive have been eliminated by the veteran 4Th Armored Div (HareSplitters) outside Paris. The large stack of bodies on the road to occupied Toulouse, 4 deep in some places, fuels the hatred of the Great French Nation. France demands retribution, and they shall have it.
The Austrailians have chosen annhiliation over withdrawl. So be it.
Yeti, the AvengerComment
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though we live in hard times, the people shall not forget what a wonderfull country russia is, boarding with wonders of nature.
to give them back their hope, the great zaphod spontaneously has chosen to pay a visit to the wonderfull beaches of the baltic sea and will be back around next tuesday.
meanwhile someone else (maybe the legendary secret commission only known as "ai", maybe someone else) will handle governmental matters.
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Turn 237 to ZaphodComment
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It appears we have blasted ourselves to the Second Page of History!
Of course the Most Rightous State of France will lead the World and Unite all! Forever! Hail France! Long live the Fuzzy Bunnies! Hail France!
Long Live Yeti!
Hooray For Nuclear Power!
Yeti is Good! Yeti is Kind! Yippie for Yetism!
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited March 12, 2001).]Comment
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Hmm maybe zaphod meant next tuesday.....Don, did you blast him into next week?
btw Birdman says he never recieved turn......is he out? Has the last flame of decency in this world been extinguished?
YetiComment
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no, actually i meant this tuesday, sorry for the delay
turn to the bird
but it were great holidays, on a sidenote i visited the ruins of prora, if you ever heard of that. that was a (neverfinished) recreation center for 20.000 people planned by the nazis. it's one single building along the beach, 5 km long, it was awfull but interesting.
greetings zaphComment
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An unexpected turn - now to Yeti
Lung: If you can't defeat an unarmed nation in one or two turns - then I don't understand why you go "overseas" for trouble
A pikeman - he would be 2 turns to get me.
Bird - leader of the former mighty english nation (mighty = before the dutch acted as shoplifters when the english was on AI).First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
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Turn to Don
Statement From Supreme Commander Yeti:
Ha! Do not worry about Lung, as in a few years his nation will cease to exist! The kind English will probably live longer. Ships are currently being loaded, and not the kind that sail the sea mind you.....
The Supreme Commander will now hear pleas and begs for mercy from the Austrailians, as I am a kind and gentle person. As a testament for a new peace, a fragile new city has been created. Bunnyville, amongst all the chaos in the world, thrives in a remote location. Makes a handy refueling point for nukes and bombers too.
Of course if the Austrailians choose to see this act of civility as a weakness, you will be annhilliated. That is all.
Yeti, the StormComment
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Turn 238 to ZaphodComment
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sorry folks, but since our lan at home is down, i'm not able to connext to the internet. i'm currently posting from the office, but even if i would search my game-cd and bring it here, i wouldn't be able to play that turn, because there only macs here.
i hope that the problems will be solved in the next days (as it is promised) but don't know nothing for sure. so feel free to next me, set me to ai, or whatever...
now i will go home and feel isolated, the first time without internet access at home since nearly 2 years
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*******.!!!
not only that my lan is down and i can't play the turn, (as i tried to explain in a very gentle manner 2 times from this bloody mac at the office) now it seems i can't even post from here for some unknown reason.
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why did i get an error message, if my posting (well at least 2 of 3 not counting this one) arrived???Comment
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