Monkey 2 - part VIII

[Yeti]

Turn to Don

[Yeti]

~bump~

[Yeti]

Turn 233 to don again...I sent the wrong one sorry bout that gents

Memoirs of a CEO:

Just another day in beautiful France.....

On a routine journey from Rouen to Toulouse I, Pierre Kilmor, the CEO for Fuzzy Bunny, Inc. couldn't help but notice a rather large force of undeterminable size off the coast of France. They appeared rather tranquil on this day. Deep lavender flags of the Austrailians flew proudly, defying the thick, black, smoke that belched from below. Soft flashes of light from newly forged steel floated lazily through the balmy, thick air in the distance. Seems rather large for oil merchantmen, I thought. Off towards Toulouse I saw the billowing sail of the FSS Barnacle, in full sail. Such a pretty sight.
As my sleek private jet banked north towards the mountains, I could see some French Militia Troops doing manuevers in the gap of the majestic mountains. I was so high up, they appeared as small toys, toiling in the heat of midday.
Funny, I just watched FNN an hour ago and didn't catch any news of anything of note from the Austrailians...However, the bold, new Yeti from the facist party did say our military has suffered much from the many years of the now defunct Theocracy.
It was a rather smooth ride. After we banked, my pilot informed me that a storm was ahead. Funny how things can be so peaceful and calm one second, and violent the other......


Yeti the Blind

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

just wanted to remind you of two facts:

1.france is an ally of russia
2.russia owns nuclear weapons

greetings,
zaphod

[Yeti]

And don't think I won't nuke my own city....*twitch* because I will!

[Lung]

France has paid the price for their ineptitude in dealing with the Dutch threat, and Toulouse has now joined the glorious Australian Fascist state

Yeti of the French claims that he would nuke his own city, so he is truly mad.

And as for the mad Russian - Zaphod - our new allies, the Americans, will continue to destroy your puny civilisation if you interfere in our affairs. Alternatively, we will annex some Russian cities so they can see the glory of the Australian empire. Just ask what's left of the stupid Germans to see the folly of such actions

Just think of the Australian hordes as your liberators, Yeti, and everything will be fine

[Paul]

Turn 233 to Zaphod

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

today, was a bad day for the world:
in an unprovoked attack the american scum has used nuclear weapons to destroy and annex russian cities, including the former capitol.
in a fast respond, in a nationwide assembly of all russian cities, held in the greatest sports-stadiums we have in every place of our beloved and great country to strenghten the body and soul of our pride, our young men, all linked to the secret command facilities of the russian forces by our unique highspeed-computernetwork, the great zaphod, leader of the nationalsocialistic party of russian asked the russian people, whether we should whimsically crouch before the agressors and try to arrange a peace, which wouldn't be worth it's name, or if the whole nation will unite and stand as one man against this attack and punish the invaders in total war until the planet is cleaned from their worthless race.
since the russian peoples are the finest and hardest in the world, the whole nation, from the smallest boys and girls who enlightened our hearts with their games, to the oldest greatgrandfathers and mothers who made russia what it is, the greatest country, yelled out as one man:
"WAR!"
so it will be, we will no longer rest, till the americans will be history. this will be a long and hard war, many of our sons, husbands, fathers and brothers will have to give their lives, till the great task will be achieved, but they will do so with a proud smile on their lips, because they know, they will die for a better world.
all peaceloving and righteous nations on this planet are hereby invited to join in the great war.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Yeti.

Welcome mr. xxx to my small country (rented for only 99 years from the australians). Take what you like, keep the tips - I'll not need them .

By the way - the australians might file a protest or two

[Paul]

Statement of president Paul of the Dutch Corporate Republic: "We are sad to see all this death and destruction in our world. We ask the leaders of the warring countries to think about the future and leave their children and grandchildren a livable world. At this time the Dutch remain neutral and will not join the war, but we may change our mind in the future."

[Yeti]

Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:

This unprovoked, hienous act of cowards has been answered with the greatest prejudice! Enemies' ships have been sunk! Traitors hanged! Cities' leveled!

We shall counter invasion with INVASION! Why, as we speak, the once great city of Hollywood is being pillaged by our most rightous troops, now a poor excuse for a mining camp. Tis a grim reminder to the Americans on the price of having such insane allies. I give a shout out to the Most Exalted Fuzzy Bunny cult members who were last seen, riding armored vehicles with large, nuclear bombs strapped to their bellies. The loss of Pierre Kilmor has definately been avenged!

We shall see who is invading who!

Yeti, the Destroyer

btw turn to don
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited February 20, 2001).]

[Lung]

Finally, we get some action in this mund-numbingly boring game! I only invaded because Monkey was such a goddamned peacenik

[Yeti]

Yeah, there's nothing like a few nukings to clear the sinuses

[TheBirdMan]

And the beer my diplomat are going to steal from Lung. Specially when it will be used to serve before the first dutch commandant, conquering a city on an australian island

If Lung accept this - then he will accept all......

Edit: The city will probably be english, not australian. I have NO military forces what so ever....... All dead.
[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited February 20, 2001).]

[Lung]

Tweety, if you're going to send a diplomat to steal Aussie beer, at least do us justice by having him steal Coopers Sparkling Ale! However, if he were to steal some rare Coopers Extra Vintage Ale (droool.....double drool.....), we shall smite thee and send ye to the gates of HELL!!!

I didn't get around to playing the turn last night. Sorry guys, but i promise i will play it tonight