Monkey 2 - part VIII

[Paul]

Turn 243 to Zaphod

[Paul]

From Zaphod's last post I thought he was playing again, but he hasn't posted a turn update yet, so I forwarded the turn to TheBirdMan.

[TheBirdMan]

Will be played in about 6-8 hours.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 244 to Yeti.

As I do not have any particular orders from my Zar Zephod, I have offered a ceasefire with the brave american general Don.

I hope his special forces last aggressions - placing nukes in undefended russian cities - was a mistake. I thought we had an agreement, to keep our arms down until my leader was back from his sanatorium.

As for now, no russian city are training any military units, therefore I call to the world to make pressure on the american leader - stop your pollution, do not let your agents release more nukes - and please do anything to stop the american aggression against a defensless small nation.

Captain Maxim.
[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited April 20, 2001).]

[Max Webster]

The Americans will not engage in any more hostile activity against the Russian people.

[Max Webster]

Turn 244 to Lung

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

sorry again,
i know i promised to be back, and then had to go to the hospital quite urgently.
now i'm back from there, but i believe it would be best if the bird would continue reigning russia.
though under my rule we were able to turn what the gods gave us as a hostile desert into a rich land, i wasn't a good leader in the evil times of war. i would like to stand on the balcony of what is left of the kremlin from time to time and greet the people. perhaps i could also arrange some beneficial events and so on. but the government shall lie in the hands of the bird from now on.

i will continue visiting this site occasionally,

greetings zaph

[Paul]

Turn 244 to TheBirdMan

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 245 to Yeti.

I have just read a personal letter from my Zar.

The command of the russian nation lies now in my hands.

My people has suffered enough, they want peace - and the american army has been quiet for some time now - maybe this is the time, to suggest a peace?!

Well, we will see what way our - hopeful former - enemy will answer.

Only thing I will now, is to rebuild my nation. Our military will be changed to an internal policeforce directly under my command. No more military units will be builded and no aggresive actions will be taken.

Russia claims herself under protection of the nations of this world!

Captain Maxim


[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited April 22, 2001).]

[Lung]

Yeti was wise to be so forgiving as to give Australia the gift of Space Flight, as Lung the Legendary was about to lob a few Nukes over to France before the Nanite Defuser kicks in

With rumours abounding of the Dutch scientists talking seriously of growing aliens in a laboratory, presumably with the intent of unleashing them upon the other nations of the world, we primitives must stick together!

[Paul]

Turn 245 to TheBirdMan

The Nanite Defuser, Nanopedia and Gaia Controller have been completed.
[This message has been edited by Paul (edited April 23, 2001).]

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 246 to Yeti.

Now that the war has ended, I have asked russian pilots to look for unpopulated and unpolluted land for a new russia.

Regretfully most reports were negative. But we will continue our search.

[Yeti]

Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:

France is alarmed at the news of this strange anomoly above our planet. We have dispatched our vast armada of spaceships to investigate.

[Max Webster]

Turn 246 to Lung

Sorry BM but I pillaged an old Russian road and that caused us to be at war. I sent a peace offering.

Yeah Yeti, what is that damn stupid thing, too bad we couldn't nuke it.

[Paul]

Turn 246 to TheBirdMan