Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

[Nuclear Winter]

Put that squid down you diry rat!!!
*points axe at Floris neck*
And give me a Sangria. And a pot of warmed up wine!And a p*ss warm chango. And 2 wine fed squids. No I´m not a drunkarldd. Itsh jhusts jis headaxe....
*Slams table*
And you, floris , stop dancing around, and tell yoursh brother to stopit too...

[pikesfan]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
As per your talk in the thread that the Spam Brand has low quality, we are now going to change the secret ingredient in our cooking process from cow intestines to--hey, we're not telling you!

(But don't worry, it's not cow intestines.)

I gossiped with my strange cousin Granolí, who thinks all the time about natural things and does everything only in the natural organic way, about the rumours concerning Spam Brand squid and his thought was “Was the squid pushed through the cow intestines in the natural organic way? I don’t want it if it’s not.”

[Hot Mustard]

RP

* (Door swings open)

* A very large man enters. He is sweaty, barechested and has arms twice the size of most men. Axes swing on either hip, and club so large you'd think only a troll could heft it is on his back.

Barkeep! Give me whatever's your strongest! I've just finished moving my family from Aragon and setting up shop down the road, and haven't had a moment's rest in a week.

* (guzzles drink)

Ah, wonderful! My name's dejon, Senor dejon, if you want.

So, anyone need a new axe?

* (wry intimidating grin)

[ThePlagueRat]

*raising a glass*
Dejon from the marketplace!?
Well, I guess we can all feel safe now having such a big guy around.
*looking around* Uh guys... don't be afraid, he is a nice guy.
I'll buy you a drink man!

I hope you can take strong Metaxa,
and that you don't get violent when drunk.
I heard about some drunk Berserkers up north.
Well, thats another story... *sigh*

[mrmitchell]

Okay, gimme a glass of water. I didn't carry my bones with me tonight.

[ThePlagueRat]

Water man... *making exaggerated gestures*
Whatsh up with you man?
I ghot thisss fiiine Metaxha liquor, whon't you have a ship?
- It'sh on me man.

[Hot Mustard]

RP

My thanks, Senor Pedro Peligroso! Let me return the favour, and for you too, Senor Spamish Mitchell. In fact, since I'm here spending my inheritence to setup shop, I may as well buy a round for the whole tavern!

Drink up, my fellow Iberians! ( And think of me when you need weapons. )

[mrmitchell]

I'll have a sip, Senor.

Yesh is is goodf...

Quish moofing around
Anf tell yur twin brothshfer to quish to

[GeneralTacticus]

* (Francisco Pizarro de Tacticus walks through the doors for the first time in days).

Greetings, fellow Iberians. I apologise for my recent absence, but I was called away on a matter of great importance and was not able to get word back to Madrid.

(OOC: I was on school camp /OOC)

Now, I think I'll have another El Spirito and a squid a la Vino. Wake me when it arrives.

* (Francisco Pizarro de Tacticus groans and falls asleep at the table)

[History Guy]

(flipping stone axe in the air)

What's that, Senor Mitchell? Leaving so soon? *whipping secret recipe out of his hands* This goes back to the vault, Mr. Here's your squiii...woah! This is EL SQUID COMPANY!! Why, this means that you don't even eat YOUR own squid!!

(thousands of people look in horror as Senor Mitchell sneaks off, tossing some bones behind him...)

[mrmitchell]

I do eat my own Squid, I was just getting El Squid to see what was so better about it than Spam Brand that every one was whining about. I see no difference in taste. It appears everyone is just siding on the expensive side to feel like more of a rich person.

[mrmitchell]

I just hit Prince! A free round of Spam Brand Squid for everyone! Woohoo! I'm da man! Party!





[OOC] Okay, maybe that band is a little not roleplay, but we can visualize a bunch of cavemen beating drums in its place [/OOC]

[History Guy]

Senor Mitchell, you are most assuredly biased!

Petro, my amigo, I'd like to give you a few pounds of our newest product, Fried Squid Pieces, for your tavern. This will sell like hot-cakes, our best product yet. The pieces are quite small, and so the flavor is much more intense. These are either small squid, or portions removed from a larger squid. Fried in wine and oil, and with a red sauce for dipping. A large platter can be a whole meal, though they are recommended mostly for snacks or appetizers.

Also, give me a sherry.

Senor Hernan de History Guy Calamari

[Nuclear Winter]

And as soon as we have confirmation from our onion farmer, we shall have along with the thin slices of squid deliciously fried onion slices, to give it an even better taste!
Only 2 bones for a large-sized pot!

[Nuclear Winter]

Ah, and they are delicious with wine. Mr Floris could order some wine for his tavern at the marketplace, directly from my son, Canaris.