Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

[GeneralTacticus]

Senor Hernan II - the spirits came to me last night and informed me that your esteemed father will not only survive his trips over the waterfall, but, upon departing into exile, will travel witht he aid of the spirits to another world, where he will pass his time in exile.

[History Guy]

This news is good to my ears. My father is alive, he has been proved to be a righteous man after all. Never once did he pray to evil spirits, nor did he ever harbor treasonous thoughts in his cavernous skull.

I thank you, O High Priest, for your prayers.

I must, however, say this. My father can not stand the thought of exile, and banishment. He can not live away from us, he simply wouldn't survive it. I have tracked him to his cave and sent some medicine men to watch him. If the High Priest would say some prayers over him to help his soul enter the spirit world, I think that would be best. He is an old man. His body is broken by the murderous runs down the falls. His heart is broken by his exile, and I fear that he will soon die.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger
Squid Baron
Assistant Priest to His Holiness

[GeneralTacticus]

Yes. I will set out tomorrow morning and will probably arrive sometime tomorrow night.

[Nuclear Winter]

Prepare people!!!!
A new meal is coming... tastefull and not squid based, but hte perfect thing for acompanying a good beef or a squid, also fantastic with wine....
prepare your stomachs Spaniards...

[History Guy]

The glory of Spain and squid and beef and wine and...

Shall be fully realized in...

[Hot Mustard]

* A young man enters. Those who know the Dejon Family well recognize him as the youngest son, Fletcher Dejon. He mopes his way to the bar and slumps down.

Oh, woe is me! Father!? Who will listen to my strange ideas now?

* Those seated to either side of the lad see he is grasping a thin stick, pointed at one end. Bird feathers are falling out of his pockets.

None of my brothers listen to me! They only like things they can swing at enemies. So much for progress!

Barkeep - I wanna drink!

[History Guy]

[i]Someone at the back of the boy recognizes Fletcher and says, "Saaaaaaaaaaaaay, nae, I remember ye, boyo. Yer mama used to *** on in heeeer and sah "Ohhhh, why canna Fletcher be mahnly like the ooother boys?"

Immediately, someone smashes a beerstein against the guy's jaw, and a bar room brawl insues.

Quickly, Fletcher hides, while everyone else begins to fight, even some other Dejons.

Gastronome immediately picks up a large bar slab and wacks it across some guy's bean, while one of the Clementes wacks him with a bottle of sherry. Petro immediately reacts with his rock bottle "opener", and after rendering a few guys flat, Hernan runs in and punches out some lights, while Petro immediately whips out a sherry.

The brawl ends, Hernan gulps his sherry, and Fletcher comes on out and sits down...[i]

So, young Fletcher, trying to be an inventor, eh?

I see sticks and bird feathers...

I just have one question...

Could this be beneficial to the squid business?

[mrmitchell]

Señor Mitchell enters the room, noticing the renovations in progress.

Hey! All I want is water, I don't really care for the alcohol and the hallucinations it induces.

It is quickly drinked.

Another! *Gulp* Another!

...Hey, does water cost anything?

[History Guy]

Psssst...

Senor Mitchell...

My name is Frank Pantagelli. I work for Don Calamari. He wants to do business. You say you wanna sell the Spam Brand. He says, "Yeah, sure...why not?" You wanna sell for between 20,000 and 40,000 bones. He says "Yeah, sure...why not?" He offers 35,000 bones, and you make no response. He just wants to know what da heck is goin' on. Is you is or is you ain't goin' to settle for dat price?

You no lika howa I talk? Hey!

[Nuclear Winter]

I am proud to announce That I´m now producing and selling Bread! Yes Bread! Just one bone the loaf!
Good with wine and squid!Buy

[History Guy]

Yeah, that's right, El Vino and El Squid are expanding to produce loaves of fresh-baked bread, right from the kiln to your gullet. You simply won't be able to resist it, especially not with...OLIVE OIL.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger
Squid Baron
Cattle Baron
Olive Oil Merchant
Bread Baker
Seafood Emperor

[Aidun]

*A foreign looking man wearing clothes discoloured by the sun and carying a lyre enters the tavern. He lets his hand slide along the chords. A soft, warm, clear sound fills the room.

Hello guys! If I'm not wrong you must'a be mr Floris P.R. Olstorne. My name is LaÃdech Cian. Wanna hear some music? I'll play for ye for free p*ss warm chango this evening. Let me know if ye wanna play me more often: same deal as tonight for the other ev'nings. I'll travel from inn to inn, tavern to tavern and sometimes i'm in a theatre. I can come more than once here...
By the way: can I spend the night here? I heard that you are a tavernkeeper, but perhaps this wassa inn. I thought I'd better ask'a him when I'm there...

LaÃdech Cian

[History Guy]

Laidech, me bucko, de ye nae recognize mae?

I suppose not, as I haven't laid eyes on you before, but that's OK, because this is Spain! Welcome, yet another clan leader. That's one nice tartan, lad. However...we're Spanish, and thus only partly Celtic. We've also got a lot of Roman blood in us too. From where we got it, no one knows, because as far as we know the Romans don't exist at all. Also, I like that long, droopy mustache. Gives you a distinctly Celtic look. Mine had to be improved by a goatee, I'm afraid. A Spanish goatee, of course.

Lyre, eh? I had a friend who used to play a lyre. He got stepped on by a giant long ago. We haven't heard lyres since. Glad to hear one. Petro should hire your playing, sir.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger
Squid Baron

[Aidun]

Hernan, sorry I didn't recognize ye, It's long ago since I was in Madrid. I hope Olstorne shall agree to my offer. I like music and like t' play. I'm not the clan leader by the way, that's m' older brother, Aidun. Let's drink chango anda wait 'till Olstorne is back. Pedro is his firstname?

LaÃdech Cian
Bard

[History Guy]

Chango? Ah, well...I prefer...sherry myself!

I shall ask Floris to accept it. We who are his friends call him Pedro, it's his middle name, you see.

Aidun is the clan leader, eh? Is he the one with the swagger and the long Celtic drawl?

Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger
Squid Baron