Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Take that back Hernan. I've heard about it and there aint nothing wrong bein' polite to our leader! I don't like your way of talkin' about m' brother. Watch out or i'll make that too long tongue of ye a little shorter!

    Laídech Cian
    Bard
    "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring.
    Term 9 and 10 Domestic Minister of the C3DG I., Term 8 Regional Governor of Old Persia in the C3DG and proud citizen of Apolyton. Royal Ambassador to Legoland in the C3 PTW DG, Foreign Affairs Minister and King of the United Kingdom in the MZO C3CDG and leader of the Monarchist Imperialist team. Moody Sir Aidun (The Impatient) of the Holy Templar Order in the C4BtSDG

    Comment


    • Sir, I mean no insult, and personally I am very much shocked that you taketh insult so easily. I'd have expected different from a true Celt, sir. There was no insult given to your brother, and such a quick temper does not reward one easily among the wild areas of the world, such as the Iberian Tavern.

      I thought the Celtic drawl to be the most beautiful voice in the world, and it reminded me of a great uncle who had just such a voice, and a well clipped Celtic moustache to boot. The swagger, I had heard, was due to an injury in battle most severe that it affected his walking, so that he could only walk in a strut, making himself look all the more impressive.

      If you take that as an insult, than I see no point in it. However, I do not feel the duel. The battle between two men is a good way to fall. I meant no insult, but if you take it as one, I must defend my honor, sir. Please consider what you do.

      Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger
      The Godfather of the Squid Business
      Empire growing,
      Pleasures flowing,
      Fortune smiles and so should you.

      Comment


      • Hernan, we have misunderstood each other. I appologise for thinking that drawl to mean that my brother was humouring the lord Togas. So did I interprete the swagger as well. I'm glad ye meant no insult to m' brother. We needn't to duel. Hope this won't happen again.
        Aidun has no injury. There hasn't been a major battle yet where he had to serve the lord Togas. Our family belonged to the nobility in my great-grandfathers homeland. The noblemen had to lead their warriors to battle and serve the king so. I don't know the name of the system. I doubt the title counts here too. However, one doesn't need to belong to the nobility to be rich. M' brother is very rich. He's in the jewelry 'n dyes business. It's going very well, but I have no interest in it. I don't like it, business.
        I see that yer business is going well to. Can ye explain it a little bit, squid business?

        Laídech Cian
        Bard
        "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring.
        Term 9 and 10 Domestic Minister of the C3DG I., Term 8 Regional Governor of Old Persia in the C3DG and proud citizen of Apolyton. Royal Ambassador to Legoland in the C3 PTW DG, Foreign Affairs Minister and King of the United Kingdom in the MZO C3CDG and leader of the Monarchist Imperialist team. Moody Sir Aidun (The Impatient) of the Holy Templar Order in the C4BtSDG

        Comment


        • This is understandable. I do not always make myself clear, I am sorry to say. Slow of tongue, they said, when I was young. Indeed, I spoke so little that my father had to get out two more sons just to hold conversation.

          A thane lord, was he? And so he is now, and thus we all are, tribal thane lords, that is.

          The squid business is wonderful. One has to have a love of the sea to do so, and has to be weary of the sea's defenses (i.e. the ghost ships and the kraken), but otherwise it is very good going. My grandfather fought a kraken once, brought it down, riding it to the beaches from the sea, and killing it when it was terrorizing the sea shore of Spain. That's how he became a hero. And so, you see, the sea is in my veins. Come down to my dock tomorrow and I'll take you aboard the squiding boat, and we'll hunt.

          Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger
          Squid Baron
          Empire growing,
          Pleasures flowing,
          Fortune smiles and so should you.

          Comment


          • * Enters the tavern. The room is in the darkness. No one there. Some food is still on the tables. Food that seems at least a few centuries old.

            Anyone here?

            * Walks slowly inside but no one answers. Gets a candle and lights it. Looks around and sees his steps are the first in many many years. Spends a few hours carefully registering all the tavern, but nothing can give him a clue of what happened here. Leaves the building with an unpleasant feeling in his mind.
            "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
            "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

            Comment


            • Try some of this 300 year old stew, it appears to be vegetarian but they have discounted the price.

              What's that you say? There aren't any vegetables in it? Then what is all this green stuff?

              Comment


              • *Enters the room*
                *Cough. cough*
                ´´Ah, this is a*cough* mess!´´
                ´´Ferdinando! Felipo!Clear this room!´´
                *two servants enter the room, looking pretty much scared*
                ´´Ah!There you are, you heard me, start cleaning! And go downstairs and check if there is something left on the storage, Felipo!"
                ´´Señor, es mui escuro, & tambien mui peligroso aqui``
                ´´I don´t care if it is dark or dangerous here! Go downstairs and clean it! And don´t act as if you had seen a ghost! In this age of thinkers and wise-men, it is an abuse you still believe in the tales of F-PRO´s ghost! In fact Señor F-Pro would be very proud of this were his ghost really here´´

                ´´Si señor´´
                ´´And be quick, I want this back into work soon! I willexpand this into a larger area, and make of this a tribute to what it was in the early days!´´
                Señor Nuclearis Winterius the III,
                Diplomat with the Voxians, and also
                Señor Pablo Winterius, missionary Bishop and Archbishop of the Roleplay team

                Comment


                • Hmm the tavern has a new owner? It has been closed for years. My grandfather told me about him coming here from time to time when he was young. His brother used to play the lyre. Oh that were good days. Ah.

                  * Aidun turns around and walks away absorbed in thought. *
                  "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring.
                  Term 9 and 10 Domestic Minister of the C3DG I., Term 8 Regional Governor of Old Persia in the C3DG and proud citizen of Apolyton. Royal Ambassador to Legoland in the C3 PTW DG, Foreign Affairs Minister and King of the United Kingdom in the MZO C3CDG and leader of the Monarchist Imperialist team. Moody Sir Aidun (The Impatient) of the Holy Templar Order in the C4BtSDG

                  Comment


                  • It will be interesting to see the Tavern open again. It is said that my uncle Eduardì Pikesfan only went to the Tavern once in his life, and that was because Aunt Marìa happened to be out of town.

                    Comment


                    • Yes, it will indeed be interesting to see it open again. It was a shame to see it close down.

                      Comment


                      • A tall old man opens the door and a cold wind howls as it brings the chill of outside into the tavern. The old man turns and closes the door with little effort despite the protests of the wind.
                        With an air of authority (think picard) he approaches the counter. Barkeep, I want an ale and a room. I'm staying for a while, maybe indefinitely.
                        On closer inspection the man might not be as old as he looks, there is still much vigour and a strong spirit within, but he projects an air of exhaustion.
                        Slowly he walks to a free table, seats himself and starts drinking his ale.
                        After a while he produces a quill and many pieces of scribbled paper. Good beer, he mutters to himself and writes.

                        to be continued...
                        Diplogamer formerly known as LzPrst

                        Comment


                        • *brings the ale*
                          Hey, here you are, senor.
                          I am sorry I have to greet you in such a dusty and noisy room. As you see, I am rebuilding most of the place in stone, and the upper area´s floor was totally eaten by those pesky termites!
                          Well, it will be 5 bones .
                          *whipes the dust off the table*
                          yeah, I don´t like those bones either, but I heard some guy talking about building standard weight gold shields, small ones, and using them instead of bones... go figure!

                          Well, have a good day.
                          Nuclearis WInterius the II, temporary barkeeper.


                          *==========Help Wanted=========*

                          We from the Iberian Delight are looking for a barkeeper, good monthly payment. Send your curriculums to my PM .
                          Señor Nuclearis Winterius the III,
                          Diplomat with the Voxians, and also
                          Señor Pablo Winterius, missionary Bishop and Archbishop of the Roleplay team

                          Comment


                          • * drinks a bit of ale

                            Standard weight shields? For the spirits! That would be a good idea! I'm tired of having to take my money slaves with me when I'm going to the market. Having the weight all the gold and silver is really annoying!
                            "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
                            "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

                            Comment


                            • * Aidun Cian the younger enters the bar-room. *

                              Hola señores. How are you?
                              Señor Winterius, do you have stout too? One stout for me please.
                              "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring.
                              Term 9 and 10 Domestic Minister of the C3DG I., Term 8 Regional Governor of Old Persia in the C3DG and proud citizen of Apolyton. Royal Ambassador to Legoland in the C3 PTW DG, Foreign Affairs Minister and King of the United Kingdom in the MZO C3CDG and leader of the Monarchist Imperialist team. Moody Sir Aidun (The Impatient) of the Holy Templar Order in the C4BtSDG

                              Comment


                              • * Stufpos Ingasmeat Mitchell enters the room. *

                                Hey, if you don't know me, I'm Spamish's great-grandson, and I want a glass of water.

                                * The bartender looks at him. *
                                "Do any of you mitchell nuts ever drink alcohol? It's a BAR for pete's sake."
                                * Stufpos says no and gets his water glass. *

                                (+1 )
                                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X