Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

[Nuclear Winter]

Well, here is your stout Señor Aidun the youngest (?).
hey mitchell, *pronounce with british accent* What tha Heck! get yourself some Alcohool! This a godd*mned PUB!
Ah, forget it, drink whatever you want.
How do you like the changes I´am doing? This Mason bar is going to look pretty well, IMHO.
Well, gotta go now, time to lecionate at La Academia

[Aidun]

* Aidun Cian the younger turns to Nuclearis Winterius II *

Haven't we met before? I'm sorry that I haven't introduced muself to you. I'm Aidun Cian, son of Aidun Cian, governor of Saragossa.

* Aidun Cian the younger shakes the hand of Nuclearis Winterius II *

Nice to meet you. My father has told much of you. You should visit his residence once and stay a few days with us. He has let it newly build when the despot appointed him to be governor of Saragossa.

I'm here in Madrid for my lessons at la Academia. My father has told me that the great philosopher Nuclearis Winterius II shall teach me.
Hey wait, are you my teacher? What an honour, señor, to meet you!

[pikesfan]

psst bartender, maybe you could give young Master Mitchell some of that special water you make from potatoes

I’ll have a Port. Isn’t that an Iberian drink, from Oporto?

[Nuclear Winter]

´´Si Señor PIkesfan!
Haha the first drink here eh?
El Vino del Puerto, or Vinho do Porto in the dialect they speak in that region, is a very special vine, almost like a Liquor. nono, you don´t drink a glass full of it! It would get you drunk. You see, this strong tasting drink is to be appreciated slowly, not in one....
Oh my! you drunk the whole cup!
*watching as pikesfan colapses(!)*
Oh no... what will I tell to his aunt now? Someone bring cold water please!´´
´´I am sorry I am not able to visit your father´s house in Saragossa, Aidun the younger, but I am full of job now with ambassdorship at VOx, governorship and this Taberna.´´
´´Ah, this is to all of you, the TAberna will be reopened at full speed in one week counting from today, so prepare for the opening feast!´´

[History Guy]

Hallo, chaps.

Well, I'll have the Saragossa Fried Squid, and some Vino.

Anyone here know the way to Pamplona? My dog ate the map, blast him. Fortunately, I had a second, but Gastronome Neecap, my servant, accidentally used it for bedding in the parakeet cage. I need to be there by next week, you see, for the annual meeting for sales tactics on Top Secret Squid Plans.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari
Squid Baron

[Nuclear Winter]

Well mr, Come here and I shall teach you on teh way to Sragossa...
*Whispers-*
Hey, don´t gos creaming around about the meeting... it is secret!!!! I am part of teh business, and my brother is going to the neeting, so you can go along with him...*
Ahem, Tomorrow we will have the great opening of the Iberian Delight! Yes, say goodbye to the slaves. DOn´t forget to come, it is going to be a party and something, and also, Despot´s and law enforcers have special places reserved;;;
See you all at tomorrow´s party
Nuclearis the II

[History Guy]

Oh, righty-o.

*cough cough* I assume High Priests get places of honor as well, eh?

Fernand de History Guy Calamari
Assistant High Priest
High Priest of Herminor
Squid Baron of Madrid
Co-Owner of the Iberian Delights Tavern

[Aidun]

You needn't to fear for your seat Fernand, all Thanes will get nice seats, like us priests, the advirsors, ambassadors, governors and all other advisors of the Emperror.

Aidun Cian the older,

First Priest of Luna el Salvador
Governor of Zaragosa

[History Guy]

Oh, splendid, what what?

[Aidun]

I wonder when Señor Winterius will arrive to open the tavern and will let the party begin.

Aidun Cian the younger,

Son of Aidun Cian the older

[History Guy]

I don't know, but I've got the squid. Anyone want me to pop some in the oven?

This is the new spicy Buffalo Squid recipe, by the way. You chaps'll love it. After I give the blessing, we can all start chewing the little buggers up.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari

[Aidun]

I didn't know you were such a good cook Fernand, it tastes very good. A divine cookery

Aidun Cian the older,

Governor of Zaragosa and First Priest of Luna el Salvador

[History Guy]

I've got the blood of the Calamari running through my veins, Aidun. We are the best cooks in Spain!

[Nuclear Winter]

Grand Party! Celebrities! Food! Ale! Vine!Gossip! Drunkard´s talk! And The High Lord!


*As a great bronze bell rings, calling for party, Old Nuclearis the II unveals a giant sign carved in wood, reading:*

IBERIAN DELIGHT,
since 4000 b.c

*The new door opens silently, in contrast to the blasphemously noisy sound it did in it´s old days. One not very alcoholized can notice at the first glance that the old room is no more. This new one is large, with a new, clean floor, without pieces of broken bottles scattered around. There are many chairs, and a special Tavole, with the chairs for the Thane Lords and High priests, and , of course, a higher, stronger chair at the middle of the table, all handcarved with scenes of horses, warriors, battles and kings, that is the throne of the High Lord of Earth. To his right, sits Nuclearis Winterius the II, and to his left His grace´s most trusted advisor, having to their right and left other thane lords. In front of The Lord are all the Priests and High Priests.
There are lots of good-smelling, good-looking dishes all around, and lots of tables for common people, even though far from this main table. A good smell of bread and meat keeps coming from the kitchen, and the serving maids keep bringing vine to the tables. The sun lightens the room very nicely through the new windows, contrasting with the old Taberna, were even at day the lamps would be lit. There are some very beautifull, though simple, silver candlebres put aside at the balcony:*
´´Yes, today it shall be a great party, and even as it begins at the morning, this party was done so that we can party from now up to night and tomorrow, so I shall use those candlebres today!!!(Yeah, I know... old coot! )

[History Guy]

By gum...this wine is excellent!

And who made these squids?

(Gastronome nudges Fernand)

Oh...yes...sorry...I did.

How do you like your meal, Lord King and Master Togas?

(guards quickly surround the King, saying "Shoo! Shoo!")

Oh. Right.